Definitions by Bryan M.

gagoogle 

Gagoo is Tagalog for idiot or a-hole. So a gagoogle is someone too lazy to do his or her own research and has you do it instead.

Bob waited until the last minute to get directions for his meeting. The gagoogle made me get them from mapquest.

Frank is such a gagoogle. He played online games all morning and had me look for items for his term paper.

gagoogle by Bryan M. August 31, 2007

FU DIY 

What you say to someone who disagrees with a suggestion from an expert on the Do It Yourself (DIY) television channel.

Dave: "That is a terrible suggestion from Norm on the New Yankee Workshop."
Keith: "Then, FU DIY."

Bill: "Nobody owns the equipment these master carpenters use."
Joe: "Well, when you run the network, you can call it FU DIY."

FU DIY by Bryan M. June 18, 2007

270 

A car that doesn't have air conditioning so the front windows are down and the driver goes 70 miles per hour to providing cooling for all occupants.

The driver of the old car was accustomed to the 270 air conditioning system.

270 by Bryan M. July 10, 2006