Bruce Casteel's definitions

milkenia

Children of millennials that didn’t believe sexually transmitted disease existed after 2010

Did you see how that stripper’s lipstick smeared after that dance in that there milkenia privy booth?

by Bruce Casteel June 1, 2022

blammas

A boy (sometimes a man) from upstate, usually Staten Island. Always fresh out da’ Penn.

¡Oye Mán, dat Blammas always be jackin’ my whip vato!

by Bruce Casteel May 25, 2022

brivin

when a female officer of the law on a motorbike forgets which side of the highway she is checking speed on

I was brivin ' along and a bride to be clocked me going 95 kmh!

by Bruce Casteel May 12, 2022

GnarledBarclays

A dirty old welsh bank with no drive-through.

I tried to deposit my pounds in the GnarledBarclays and all they gave me another ten pence!

by Bruce Casteel May 2, 2022

microschlongo

A energy effecient full size hatchback with balding tires.

Do you see that guy on the side of the road with a bald head he must have bought a MicroSchlongo

by Bruce Casteel April 10, 2022

Truaampt

Turning the lights off while yelling loudly at immigrants!

He spoke loudly into the lectern and Truaampt up at the union steward.

by Bruce Casteel March 28, 2019