Robin: Last night I was hooking up with a guy, and he gave me purple vagina, and then he refused to finish me off!
by Brown Eyed Girl May 25, 2005
1) The process of making sure children at shabbatons {religious retreat done over the Jewish sabbath) are not hooking up, and are in the proper areas at the proper times.
Aryeh: What are you up to now.
Erica: I have shmirah in like ten minutes.
Aryeh: Well, if you want, I'll help you with it.
Erica: I have shmirah in like ten minutes.
Aryeh: Well, if you want, I'll help you with it.
by Brown Eyed Girl June 06, 2005
1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.
2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.
3) Also called spiritual masterbation.
2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.
3) Also called spiritual masterbation.
Erica: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Tova: I wish they would stop with their religious masterbation for once to actually do their job!
Tova: I wish they would stop with their religious masterbation for once to actually do their job!
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Charlie: Mike and his girlfriend have such a sweatpants relationship.
Will: Yeah, I know. they've broken up and gotten back together, at least ten times.
Will: Yeah, I know. they've broken up and gotten back together, at least ten times.
by Brown Eyed Girl May 29, 2005