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Definitions by Brown eye

Pirate key 

To insert your four finger and middle finger into one's rectum ,once inside nice and deep curl the two fingers in to a pirate hook and turn counter clockwise.

Lubricant is optional
My wife loves me to open her booty with the pirate key before I give her my plank.
Pirate key by Brown eye September 17, 2015

bareburger 

a shaved, plucked, waxed, or tweezed furburger
My furburger was so furry that I had to weed whack it into a bareburger
bareburger by brown eye October 12, 2004