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bird

𓄿:hello.
Human: how the fuck are you talking?
𓄿:magnets
Human: you mean magic, right?
𓄿:no magnets

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023

Pug

A dog that is the definition of bitch. It doesn’t care if your black, asian, white or disabled, it’ll bite you endlessly. This is a creature of no mercy, ASGORE in reality.

Person:Aww look at that pug!
Pug: You dare mock my appearance, thine fool?
Person:NOOOO!!!!
Pug: Victory shall be mine.

by Browhoisusingbobthedude February 26, 2024

Micheal hunt

Formal version of Mike hunt

Posh boy A:Hello, dear, have you seen micheal hunt?
Posh boy B:Where is micheal hunt?
Posh boy C:How poor taste.

by Browhoisusingbobthedude October 10, 2023

Bluey

A kind of p*rn that involves piss kink, shit kink and vore kink. This is all in real life.

Tom: Im gonna watch some bluey.
John: You’re into that? Sick, dude!
Tom: Its hot!

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023

Conure

What you see before you die.

conure:*squawk*
Me:SHIT.

by Browhoisusingbobthedude October 10, 2023

im in a kettle

Something some kid said in a pool in lanzarote

Little kid:im in a kettle!

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023