Definitions by Broughton

Luke Wightman 

Prettiest smile in the east. Best style in the west. Dick biggest in the south. And his drip alone conquered the world.

“Luke Wightman is sexy as a fuckstick on crack”

Luke Wightman by Broughton November 7, 2020

Jasper Murphy 

A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.

“Jasper Murphy is a fucking beast”

Jasper Murphy by Broughton November 7, 2020

Shabogon

When you ejaculate while holding your breath and a weird noise comes out of your ear.

“Holy shit dude, during my whacky sesh last night I shabogoned like fuck”

Shabogon by Broughton November 7, 2020

Shituation 

A bad situation.

Andy: "Gary my lad, what's the matter?"
Gary: "I got into a right shituation with the wife earlier."
Andy: "What happened?"
Gary: "I've been hitting up another woman at home behind her back, she found the text messages on my phone. I'm scared she'll leave me and take my custody of our son."

Shituation by Broughton April 20, 2014