Brotha Brad's definitions

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025

Anal-World-Ender

When you store an explosive device up your rectal cavity, that when deployed will end the word.

"Jarvis, deploy the Anal-World-Ender"

by Brotha Brad September 27, 2025

Butt'r Up

A frozen stick of butter that is inserted anally. Can be used as a oily enema, a fast and loose lube suppository, and a cold booty delight. This bathroom pre-game can be used in many anal applications.

"Jeremy my good man, perhaps we shouldn't have indulged ourselves so in the Arby 2-for- $5 deal!
"Fret not Wattsworth, I purchased just the thing! Butt'r Up was on sale in the dairy aisle. Pucker up."

by Brotha Brad September 18, 2025

Cock Yourself

An insulting statement directed at someone who really just needs to bring harm to themselves by means of the male genitalia. Harms include: dick slapping, cock whacking, penis punching, choking, raw anal penetration, and slitting your throat

"Brad literally cock yourself"
"tf is that"

by Brotha Brad August 30, 2025