Brooke's definitions
Any seemingly straight, macho, sexist male who makes fun of John Mayer, but secretly is ridiculously jealous of all the ass John Mayer gets that they don't.
Bob, don't get pissed off and become a Mayer Hater just because I'd rather poke my eye out than have sex with you.
by Brooke February 19, 2005
Get the Mayer Hatermug. A brand of alcohol sold in Europe that will get you drunk very fast...has yet to reach mainstream America. Highly recommended if you find yourself over in Europe in the pub.
by brooke December 30, 2003
Get the wickedmug. Courtney i fuckin hate you. not because i know you personally but for what you did not only to your husband and daughter but to his fans. you fucking killed him and you know damn right that you did! how can you live with yourself every day knowing that you left your baby daughter without a father and everyday you lie to her about how he died. if i was you i woudl kill MYSELF b/c i wouldnt be able to stand being a worthless lieing piece of shit liek you are. the only reason half your music did as well as it did is because kurt helped you write it and he was more talented then you were or will ever be. you killed him for the money, or maybe just because your an insane crack whore. either way, i fuckin hate you, and millions of people are still influenced today by his music, yet all of us are have been orphaned from the god of rock music because you had to be a fuckin bitch. burn in hell courtney.
RIP Kurt Cobain.. We love you and may you and your music never be forgotten
Frances..watch out..your mom's insane
Frances..watch out..your mom's insane
by Brooke April 17, 2005
Get the Courtney lovemug. Kurt Cobain, The lead singer of Nirvana. Kurts music changed the music industry in a way that is still evident today. He influences so many people with his amazing music and lyrics. The world was blessed with his talent and presence until april 5th, 1994, when he supposedly committed suicide. now i could ramble on for hours on all of the evidence that makes it CLEAR that he didnt committ suicide but ill just skip that and say that kurts true fans already know all of that and know in their hearts that he didnt kill himself but was killed by courtney love. nobody is ever going to forget Kurt. his music will keep him alive as it touches people each and every day. The world was a better place when you were with us, Kurt. RIP.
by Brooke April 17, 2005
Get the Kurt Cobainmug. 
Get the Asstasticmug. by Brooke February 28, 2005
Get the kazoomug. by brooke January 28, 2005
Get the verbmug.