Brisk 's definitions

PBS Kidshow

When someone is carrying on like a preschool teacher, or using VERY obvious statements when no children are actually present.

That guy over there keeps rambling on like a PBS Kidshow.

by Brisk July 6, 2004

Motor City

A Neighborhood in southside Colorado Springs that is nothing but Car Dealerships.

Motor City drive, 35 ex-cons per square mile.

by Brisk October 31, 2004

Comcasted

Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.

If Disneyland was Comcasted:

Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."

by Brisk June 8, 2004

PBS Syndrome

Stopping whatever you're doing every couple of minutes to ask for pledges.
Robots and Computer programs can also be programmed to do this, commonly called shareware.

That streetcorner guitarist has PBS Syndrome.
MIRC and WinZip are programmed for PBS Syndrome.

by Brisk July 12, 2004

Qwest

A telco that prides itself on mysterious 'how did that get there?' charges.

There is no 'you' in Qwest.

by Brisk June 5, 2004