dosh

What a gostak distims.

by Brian X June 21, 2003

zero tolerance

A punishment by the inane for the inane.

When you need a pair of needlenose pliers and you use a hammer... that's zero tolerance.

by Brian X October 08, 2003

hard drive

An object mounted inside a computer that holds data. Not to be confused with the computer itself, the hard drive in the average desktop computer is made of metal and is about the size of a mass-market paperback book.

He said he was having a problem with a port on the hard drive... of course he'd actually blown the controller chip on his USB card and the hard drive was just fine. I didn't know whether to applaud the fact that he knew what the problem was or cry because he still didn't know the right words for it.

by Brian X October 21, 2003

shrub

A money plant, usually found in or near white houses.

by Brian X August 14, 2003

tremphlicator

A device used in cases of abnormal uvula bifurcation and associated complications.

by Brian X September 28, 2003