Trader Joe's

One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.

by Brian X July 10, 2003

buttered bun

aka sloppy seconds. Though this one goes back a few hundred more years.

by Brian X June 24, 2003

Bloom County

The greatest political comic strip ever. Gave the world Opus the Penguin and disappeared after the first Bush administration.

Berkeley Breathed, where the hell have you gone?

by Brian X July 02, 2003

tremphlicator

A device used in cases of abnormal uvula bifurcation and associated complications.

by Brian X September 29, 2003

Lords of Acid

A Belgian punk/techno/something band as talented as they are foul-mouthed and sex-obsessed.

by Brian X September 16, 2003

Heavy Lourde

A Canadian 16-ton -- sorry, 14515kg -- weight.

You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and Homsar getting smashed. Again.

by Brian X December 15, 2003

Doonesbury

Washed-up liberal political strip that might be funny something like once a year, but really ran out of gas around 20 years ago. Long since superseded.

by Brian X July 02, 2003