Brian X's definitions
The host of a syndicated daytime talk show that specializes in slutty teenagers. Tends to appeal to the same sort of crowd that photoshops Mary Kate and Ashley nudes. Was originally a male-bashing standup comic, but turned self-righteous and got rid of the boob job.
"So I was watching Jenny Jones, and this skanky little eleven-year-old was telling everyone how she slept with the entire Hicksville police department, including the women, and then fell out of her bra."
by Brian X June 24, 2003
Get the Jenny Jonesmug. by Brian X July 1, 2003
Get the Samuel Adamsmug. After watching Good Eats for a couple of weeks, I too am now an Alton Brown whore... and I'm proud of it.
by Brian X June 22, 2003
Get the Alton Brownmug. 
Now you gotta love any strip with a cat named Bucky who puts dents in everything... unless of course you're a Red Sox fan.
by Brian X July 1, 2003
Get the Get Fuzzymug. 