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reinheitsgebot

A somewhat overrated Bavarian beer purity law requiring beer to be made from barley, water, hops, yeast, and nothing else. Kept southern German beer at a high standard until 1987, and still honored by German brewers today even though the EU forced its repeal, but ran lots of northern German brewers (who made funky Belgian-style beers) out of business.
by Brian X July 9, 2003
mugGet the reinheitsgebotmug.

Crate and Barrel

A kitchen store for people who can't cook.
So I went to Crate and Barrel and got some placemats and glasses and dishes and silverware... what do you mean I need a stove too?
by Brian X July 9, 2003
mugGet the Crate and Barrelmug.

calvin and hobbes

The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.
by Brian X July 1, 2003
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gostak

One who distims doshes.
by Brian X June 21, 2003
mugGet the gostakmug.

Doonesbury

Washed-up liberal political strip that might be funny something like once a year, but really ran out of gas around 20 years ago. Long since superseded.
by Brian X July 1, 2003
mugGet the Doonesburymug.

moderate

A person who gets to make fun of bleeding hearts and knee-jerk cryptofascists at the same time.
Yeah, you got your conservatives and your liberals, but how do you actually get anything done without the moderates making the deals?
by Brian X July 4, 2003
mugGet the moderatemug.

psychic

A person with a supernatural talent for finding money.
by Brian X September 15, 2003
mugGet the psychicmug.

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