Definitions by Brian X

Crate and Barrel

A kitchen store for people who can't cook.

So I went to Crate and Barrel and got some placemats and glasses and dishes and silverware... what do you mean I need a stove too?

Crate and Barrel by Brian X July 9, 2003

reinheitsgebot

A somewhat overrated Bavarian beer purity law requiring beer to be made from barley, water, hops, yeast, and nothing else. Kept southern German beer at a high standard until 1987, and still honored by German brewers today even though the EU forced its repeal, but ran lots of northern German brewers (who made funky Belgian-style beers) out of business.

reinheitsgebot by Brian X July 9, 2003

Pole smoker 

A person who prepares kielbasa. (Think about it...

Well, he was talking about some kind of sausage, and his last name is Pienkowski...

Pole smoker by Brian X July 5, 2003

moderate 

A person who gets to make fun of bleeding hearts and knee-jerk cryptofascists at the same time.

Yeah, you got your conservatives and your liberals, but how do you actually get anything done without the moderates making the deals?

moderate by Brian X July 4, 2003

Religious Right 

A bunch of extreme right-wing headcases who think that God talks to them (signs of schizophrenia?) and want to return our society to the Middle Ages. Noted mainly for racism, misogyny, and a complete lack of independent thought.

Religious Right by Brian X July 1, 2003

feminist 

Male-hating, PC, whiney left-wing-extremist bitch. Not to be confused with those who want equal rights and respect for women, and all people in general; such people can be found all over the political spectrum (except among the Religious Right and their allies, that is).

feminist by Brian X July 1, 2003

Pole smoker 

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Pole smoker by Brian X July 1, 2003