Brian X's definitions
The host of a syndicated daytime talk show that specializes in slutty teenagers. Tends to appeal to the same sort of crowd that photoshops Mary Kate and Ashley nudes. Was originally a male-bashing standup comic, but turned self-righteous and got rid of the boob job.
"So I was watching Jenny Jones, and this skanky little eleven-year-old was telling everyone how she slept with the entire Hicksville police department, including the women, and then fell out of her bra."
by Brian X June 24, 2003
Get the Jenny Jonesmug. by Brian X August 25, 2003
Get the slut buttsmug. 1. Shorthand for the Bela Lugosi/Ed Wood movie that held the title "Worst of all Time", even though "Manos" was worse and "Battlefield Earth" eclipsed it.
2. The sequel to Unix. Nobody's ever heard of it, but apparently it's pretty cool.
2. The sequel to Unix. Nobody's ever heard of it, but apparently it's pretty cool.
by Brian X May 3, 2003
Get the plan 9mug. Washed-up liberal political strip that might be funny something like once a year, but really ran out of gas around 20 years ago. Long since superseded.
by Brian X July 1, 2003
Get the Doonesburymug. The abuse of lawsuits and the legal system to harrass or intimidate a victim. A popular pastime in the United States.
by Brian X August 27, 2003
Get the barratrymug. by Brian X July 1, 2003
Get the Sinfestmug.