Skip to main content

Brian Smith's definitions

buttlag

when your ass starts hurting because you have been sitting down on a long trip
I got buttlag after two hundred miles.
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
mugGet the buttlagmug.

assisity

a word describing a girl with an awsome hot ass.
wow! that chic has major assisity!
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
mugGet the assisitymug.

berryville

The worst place in northern Va to live, and possibly the worst place in the world. Should be part of West Virginia due to all the rednecks... but for some reason they chose to put it in VA.
Ya'll know there more cows hur then thur iz peoples?
by Brian Smith March 27, 2005
mugGet the berryvillemug.

Plano

A suburb of Dallas, it breifly flashed into national news-worthiness when blacktop heroin found its way there in the late 90's, leading to a slew of deaths. It can be divided into 2 regions

A. West: The newer part, it also has a higher per capita income(on the order of $100,000-$120,000). Its schools are still a hotbed of drug activity due to the high preponderance of bored, rich kids, but heroin has fallen out of favor.

B. East: Considered by most Plano-ites, to be the "ghetto" section of Plano, the vast majority is still upper-middle class. It however lacks the number of shopping malls/ multiplexes/ etc. that have arose in the west side during the building boom that hit the DFW area in the 90's.
In Plano there are two types of students; bored, rich junkies and GPA-whoring asians
by Brian Smith May 13, 2005
mugGet the Planomug.

a floater

poo that floats on the top of the toilet water
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
mugGet the a floatermug.

gayfi

any band that comes out of the "new generation" of punk bands that is gothic and emo at the same time just like Afi.
i hate gayfi and all bands influenced by it but all of the old gothic punk bands like TSOL kick major ass!
by Brian Smith December 3, 2004
mugGet the gayfimug.

turd goblin

a person who always talks about poop or a term used as an insult.
stop being a turd goblin.
by Brian Smith November 9, 2004
mugGet the turd goblinmug.

Share this definition