Slang word for a chick that prefers anal to traditional vaginal sex. These girls tend to be a little more sexually promiscuous than the average woman. (prounounced mule - ee)
When I looked under the table and noticed that Jill didn't have any panties on, I knew then and there that she was a total Mulie and I was gonna get lucky tonight.
by Brian H October 20, 2005
A guy who is so fuckin good at sex, that he only needs three things, a condom, a nose plug, and earplugs. Mainly because he hates the stench of burning rubber and the sound of screaming bitches.
Holy shit, that guy is so Riggs!
Wow, that guy howns everyone, he is so Riggs, all the bitches want him.
Wow, that guy howns everyone, he is so Riggs, all the bitches want him.
by Brian H November 06, 2004
by Brian H March 15, 2006
AOL instant messanger slang.
How many times a day do you typically type the word "lol" when you are not actually laughing out loud? Even if you do this once, you are a liar, you're lying to yourself, and to your friends who think they've made you laugh.
Instead, be true to yourself and your friends, and type "li" which means you are laughing on the inside, and that's all your friends need to hear to know that they still have a half decent sense of humor
How many times a day do you typically type the word "lol" when you are not actually laughing out loud? Even if you do this once, you are a liar, you're lying to yourself, and to your friends who think they've made you laugh.
Instead, be true to yourself and your friends, and type "li" which means you are laughing on the inside, and that's all your friends need to hear to know that they still have a half decent sense of humor
by Brian H January 25, 2005
describes the most ultimate in any experience which would be described as fun, joyful, blissful, satisfactory, or even pleasurable. The epitome of fun.
Funness is also mainly used in sarcasm, because it is incredibly hard to find any activity that would qualify as awesome enough to be funness, it's so hard, nothing has been found yet.
this word originated in the pleasant little village of Clay Center
Funness is also mainly used in sarcasm, because it is incredibly hard to find any activity that would qualify as awesome enough to be funness, it's so hard, nothing has been found yet.
this word originated in the pleasant little village of Clay Center
"Yeah, the other day, I was cutting down this evergreen and I cut off my leg with a chainsaw, it was so funness!"
"Wow, really? I didn't realize it was so sweet, maybe I'll try it"
"I was being sarcastic, dumbass"
"Wow, really? I didn't realize it was so sweet, maybe I'll try it"
"I was being sarcastic, dumbass"
by brian h March 30, 2005
The act of getting super crunk, crunk beyond your wildest dreams.
(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)
(patented by Kevin, who gets crunkishness like it ain't no thang)
We are getting crunkishness up in here, bitches!
Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.
Dude, Kevin got crunkishness, I ain't ever seen anything like that before.
by Brian H November 06, 2004
(Verb)
When you find yourself with someone who really enjoys shit in their ass (guy or girl) and you get some anal sex beads (kinda like a Mardi Gras neckless). After feeding in a good foot or more of the beads (with proper lubrication), it is the process of yanking the beads out like starting one of those stubborn fucking push-lawnmowers, it involves a lot of screaming, cussing, pain, blood, and SHIT.
Rip for the ripping motion of the beads, and the ripping of the asshole, and tide for the flood of blood and shit that comes out.
When you find yourself with someone who really enjoys shit in their ass (guy or girl) and you get some anal sex beads (kinda like a Mardi Gras neckless). After feeding in a good foot or more of the beads (with proper lubrication), it is the process of yanking the beads out like starting one of those stubborn fucking push-lawnmowers, it involves a lot of screaming, cussing, pain, blood, and SHIT.
Rip for the ripping motion of the beads, and the ripping of the asshole, and tide for the flood of blood and shit that comes out.
Damn, that must have hurt sooooo much when he riptided her ass! Way more than when he overboarded her!
by Brian H November 06, 2004