Definitions by Brian & Nick

The Jim Abbot 

Fisting oneself in the anus, thus making it look like you have no hand.

I thought that chick had no hand, but realized she was just giving herself The Jim Abbott.

The Jim Abbot by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009

Equeered 

When a married man is separated from his wife because he is gay.

Jim became equeered from his wife when he realized he loved butthole pleasures.

Equeered by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009

The Wicked Willy 

Ass to Ear

Can you please get me an extra large Q-tip as I have just been given The Wicked Willy.

The Wicked Willy by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009

Vaginal Tuba 

A gaping vagina that makes deep bass-like noises.

How was sex with that chick last night?
Great, up until I heard her Vaginal Tuba.

Vaginal Tuba by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009