Brian & Nick's definitions

The Wicked Willy

Ass to Ear

Can you please get me an extra large Q-tip as I have just been given The Wicked Willy.

by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009

Equeered

When a married man is separated from his wife because he is gay.

Jim became equeered from his wife when he realized he loved butthole pleasures.

by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009

The Jim Abbot

Fisting oneself in the anus, thus making it look like you have no hand.

I thought that chick had no hand, but realized she was just giving herself The Jim Abbott.

by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009

Vaginal Tuba

A gaping vagina that makes deep bass-like noises.

How was sex with that chick last night?
Great, up until I heard her Vaginal Tuba.

by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009