Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Brian & Nick

The Jim Abbot

Fisting oneself in the anus, thus making it look like you have no hand.

I thought that chick had no hand, but realized she was just giving herself The Jim Abbott.

When a married man is separated from his wife because he is gay.

Jim became equeered from his wife when he realized he loved butthole pleasures.

Ass to Ear

Can you please get me an extra large Q-tip as I have just been given The Wicked Willy.

A gaping vagina that makes deep bass-like noises.

How was sex with that chick last night?
Great, up until I heard her Vaginal Tuba.