Brave Dave C's definitions

log wash

The act of sucking dick.

Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.

That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.

by Brave Dave C February 29, 2016

Tire Mark

A huge shit stain in your underwear or in the toilet bowl.

After eating Jorge's chili yesterday. I left some serious tire marks in the shitter.

by Brave Dave C February 28, 2016

office pump

Usually referred to as the female at the office that has any type of sex with any new employee or anyone else. Can be utilized as a school pump, station pump or gym pump.

Eric: Hey Bill, what do you think of that new girl Megan?
Bill: Steer clear of her, she’s the office pump. Everyone has already fucked her.

by Brave Dave C January 14, 2018

lip donut

The "0" shape of the females mouth prior to performing a log wash, blow job, felacio, hummer or suck job.

Sam: You know that girl Sally?
Ralph: I think so...
Sam: She plants the best lip donuts

Ralph: Nice

by Brave Dave C February 28, 2016