Brass 's definitions

sigbot

A programmatic bitch used to enforce signature rules on TribalWar.

Sigbot was born in hell. If you mess up, she owns you.

by Brass October 16, 2003

Uptarded

Improved, in retard-style.

I didn't like my essay for school, so I totally uptarded it by adding bits of chewed crayon.

by Brass January 30, 2003

bitchowned

A further degree of being owned.

Ares is bitchowned by TribalWar.

by Brass October 20, 2003

Rei

A guy who is Anti-Everything, contradictory, hypocritical, and a retard who can't spell.

You: Jesus Christ Rei, you're an idiot.
-Rei: WTF! NO YOURE AN IDUIT!! OMG!

by Brass February 5, 2004

Arpathy

The apathetic feeling one gets while that nothing new of interest is to be found online.
(Etymology: Arpanet + Apathy)

I was slipping into total Arpathy until I noticed my friend updated his blog.

by Brass January 30, 2003

Zoomtard

To be speedy or efficient by abandoning all pretense of mental competence.

I never got around to cleaning my room, until I became a total zoomtard and hid all my dirty clothes and garbage under my mattress.

by Brass January 30, 2003

kittenloaf

(n.) Unit of measurement, defining the maximum amount of cuteness possible in a single entity.

My girlfriend is so cute, she's at least .9 of a kittenloaf.

by Brass March 29, 2004