Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Brass

Brass

Brass by Brass July 31, 2016

(n.) Unit of measurement, defining the maximum amount of cuteness possible in a single entity.

My girlfriend is so cute, she's at least .9 of a kittenloaf.

kittenloaf by Brass March 29, 2004

A guy who is Anti-Everything, contradictory, hypocritical, and a retard who can't spell.

You: Jesus Christ Rei, you're an idiot.
-Rei: WTF! NO YOURE AN IDUIT!! OMG!

Rei by Brass February 5, 2004

A further degree of being owned.

Ares is bitchowned by TribalWar.

bitchowned by Brass October 20, 2003

A programmatic bitch used to enforce signature rules on TribalWar.

Sigbot was born in hell. If you mess up, she owns you.

sigbot by Brass October 16, 2003

Improved, in retard-style.

I didn't like my essay for school, so I totally uptarded it by adding bits of chewed crayon.

Uptarded by Brass January 30, 2003

To be speedy or efficient by abandoning all pretense of mental competence.

I never got around to cleaning my room, until I became a total zoomtard and hid all my dirty clothes and garbage under my mattress.

Zoomtard by Brass January 30, 2003