assplanation

The answer to a query that sounds plausible or as though the respondent is aware of factual data regarding the answer but is really just pulled out of the respondent's ass (see talking out of your ass)

"I asked him about the importance of religion in society and he gave me some assplanation about the subjugation of the masses."

by Brandy October 27, 2004

spifforiffic

Very spiffy, totally spiffalicious, more spiffy than anything, the best

Whoa dude, you are soooo totally spifforiffic! YOU ROCK!

by Brandy November 22, 2003

atomic fart

A very smelly fart and causes people to gasp for air and eventually have to open the windows.

I think someone died in here or someone let loose an atomic fart.

by Brandy May 15, 2004

SMH

*Smack my head* or *Smacking my head* in a constant manner.

blonde: yes, they're real!

brunette: *smh*

by Brandy March 14, 2004

crappy ass

When you get off the toilet after taking a shit, and don't wipe your ass.

Wipe your crappy ass bitch.

by Brandy March 25, 2004

alpha kenny wun

"I'll fuck any one"

alpha kenny wun shitface

by Brandy March 19, 2004

skee

a gurl that looks like a slut

brandy is a skee look at her dress

by brandy September 27, 2004