Brainiac's definitions

dick splash

Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.

Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

fatty patty

The love handles usually associated with old age, but which can erupt at any time on someone who eats McDonald-like meals on a regular basis.

"Did you see the fatty patty on that guy!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

idiotism

A term used in the diagnosis of idiots by medical professionals. Often associated with people who have no sense of evolution or the evolving of mankind (and womankind) into a higher-functioning being (see also low-IQ and homophobes).

Doctor: "So, Mr. Dope, why are you afraid of homosexuals."
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

Tearmonger

A "bully" who tries to get you to cry at every opportunity (see low self-esteem).

"Look at him picking on that kid who's half his size."

"I know. He's a real tearmonger."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

tanockle

Term used to describe the discoloration of fishing supplies in a tackle box that are left in the sun too long.

"Oh man! Look at that! All of my fishing gear's turned tanockle!"

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

aqua snogging

The act of clearing ones nose of pool water when coming up for a breath.

"Excuse me while I snog this water from my nose..."
Hoooonk!

by Brainiac March 17, 2005

Da Shits

1. Slang for "diarrhea". Usually associated with (but not limited to) eating poorly prepared foods. See also Montezuma's Revenge.

2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".

1. "I knew I shouldn't have had that raw steak with eggs. Now I got Da Shits."

2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits

by Brainiac January 9, 2005