bat shit crazy

A clinically insane person beyond the regular diagnosis given to them by a psychiatrist.

Family: "So, did he have a psychotic break? Or is he manic/depressive?"
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."

by Brainiac March 02, 2005

dick splash

Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.

Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"

by Brainiac March 02, 2005

fartbank

1. A little known section of the colon (just past the Appendix) where large blasts of flatulence can hide for days before bursting forth with great fervor.

2. Also, see Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".

1. "Excuse me, I had a bean burrito last week and...uh-oh...here it comes out of my fartbank!"

2. "I'm sorry, Shaun."

by Brainiac March 02, 2005

Chimmy

Hispanic slang term for the name "Jimmy".

"Hey Chimmy! Where you goin', man?"

by Brainiac March 02, 2005

lulaf

Love U Like A Friend

ok, seeya later! lulaf!

by Brainiac August 07, 2004

lightning007

1. The speed (falsely shown by utilizing filming techniques) at which James Bonds' cars travel.

2. A type of alcohol; stronger than moonshine.

1. "Sit back and hang on, Octopussy! We're traveling lightning007 speed now!"

2. "Sheeit. That moonshine is fer pussies. Try this here lightning007. It'll peel the skin off yer esophagus."

by Brainiac March 02, 2005

ridmi

is an amazing person who is fun to be around and has a great laugh. Is a loyal and smart friend.

Woah you've got a great personality, kind of like a ridmi!

by brainiac March 23, 2013