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Polish

Polish is a West-Slav language. It has had separated from lechick group of languages. It’s spoken mainly in Poland, because it’s considered as one of the hardest languages to learn.

In Poland it’s like every region has its own dialect. In our country we distinguish following dialects : wielkopolski, ma³opolski , œl¹ski , mazowiecki , kujawsko – che³mski , kaszubski.

For foreigners the hardest thing in our language is conjugation, orthography and pronunciation. To make them practice they are given famous Polish poem written by Jan Brzechwa called “Chrz¹szcz” which means “beetle” and it goes something like this:


“W Szczebrzeszynie chrz¹szcz brzmi w trzcinie
I Szczebrzeszyn z tego s³ynie

Wó³ go pyta: „Panie chrz¹szczu,
Po co pan tak brzêczy w g¹szczu...”
Ja sobie swietnie z tym jezykiem radze. Byc moze gorzej jest z jezykiem, ktory obsluguje ta strone, ale nawet ludzie, ktorzy uzywaja go jako jezyka "ojczystego", czesto radza sobie gorzej niz ja. O czym to swiadczy? Odpowiedz na wczesniejsze definicje: "Przyganial kociol garnkowi".
by Brain January 14, 2004
mugGet the Polishmug.

White Chocolate

A caucasian that embraces and is assimilated into black culture. As opposed to a wigger who ebraces the culture but does not gain acceptance by the community.
by Brain September 12, 2004
mugGet the White Chocolatemug.

Tweaking Steve

n. Tweaking Steve is a compliment when a person is spun ducky woo woo beyond the ability of their brain to allow them to ever come down again. Basically if you are a Tweaking Steve, your brain has already been fried. Stupid Fucktard!
My roomie Steve is really the real Tweaking Steve. He's real Sharpe for such a confuckulated fucktard.
by Brain November 21, 2004
mugGet the Tweaking Stevemug.

ghettopoly

A controversial game played like Monopoly. Pieces include a marijuanna leaf, a basketball, and a malt liquor bottle, and game cards that say things like, "You got yo whole neighborhood addicted to crack. Collect $50.”

Created by David Chang.
"I'm bored. Wanna play Ghettopoly?"
by Brain October 26, 2003
mugGet the ghettopolymug.

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