233 definitions by Brad
otherwise known as 'the shit showers', and being piss drunk or sick can cause this condition. it is when a wicked diarrhea is taken and right after, or during, your diarrhea you have to vomit. this vomit has to cause the diarrhea to splash up and hit you in the face.
'Mr. Lumpy, I can't make it to work today. I just had a case of the jabooblies and it is still stuck to my face, and sludge in my eye also.'
by Brad March 07, 2005
by Brad September 08, 2004
by Brad June 09, 2003
v. 1)The act of releasing one's seminal fluids on a female's jeans. Particularly when trying to shoot one's fluids over a female while she's in the bed, but instead the fluids land on her jeans. This often results from the females' dislike for these fluids on her skin and therefore can be used as a punishment.
a) Well she said she didnt want it in her face, so she paid the price and got jeaned.
b) After a few drinks, I got her shirt off but she wouldnt give me head, so I finished it myself and jeaned her up good.
b) After a few drinks, I got her shirt off but she wouldnt give me head, so I finished it myself and jeaned her up good.
by Brad April 18, 2004
While I was fucking this bad ass bitch It felt like I was hitting a wall with my dick, but then she said to quit dick bumping her baby.
by Brad February 04, 2005
by Brad April 26, 2004

