26 definitions by Bozz Hawg

red wings

What you get when you eat a woman's coochie during her "monthly visit from Aunt Flo." See tuna sandwich.

After I earned my red wings I had to gargle Wild Turkey to kill the taste of blood!

by Bozz Hawg April 19, 2004

marion berry

The former Mayor of Washington, DC, who was arrested for smoking crack. After he did jail time, he was re-eleceted!

A total disgrace of a mayor.

"How can you tell your kids to not get high when the mayor's on crack? 'Don't get high! You won't be nothin'!' 'I could be mayor!'" -- Chris Rock

by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004

limp bizkit

a mediocre rock-rap band

Why the hell would you name your band "Limp Bizkit?" If my bickit was limp, I wouldn't brag about it... I'd pop Viagra!

by Bozz Hawg April 27, 2004

big jim and the twins

the schlong and the nuts
the sausage and eggs
the wang and the balls
the banana and the apples

you know the man parts
the penis and the testicles!!!

by Bozz Hawg March 29, 2004

gigolo

a male prostitute equivalent to a high-class call girl; gigolos service wealthy women, as opposed to servicing homosexual men like most male prostitutes do

Gigolos sometimes receive gifts in lieu of payment for services, for example a Rolex or a Mercedes.

by Bozz Hawg June 4, 2004

greasy pierre

rubbing your schlong in her ass crack until you jizz on the small of her back

She gave me a "GREASY PIERRE" and I skeet skeet all over her back!

by Bozz Hawg April 6, 2004

boy bands

I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."

Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!

by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004