What a lawyer officially becomes once he has stepped out of a perfectly fine plane wearing a parachute, a sport known as 'skydiving'.
Hey dad, look!
Yes, so-wow! look at that, son. its skeet!
I thought it was a skydiver, dad!
Not when he's a lawyer! Here, let me go get our shotgun....
Yes, so-wow! look at that, son. its skeet!
I thought it was a skydiver, dad!
Not when he's a lawyer! Here, let me go get our shotgun....
by Boxymoron February 24, 2005
The act of, either voluntarily or involuntarily, ceasing one's life by being hit with either the front or the rear of a moving vehicle, most commonly a Jeep, but occasionally a military tank, APC, or, in rare cases, a transport helicopter. Most commonly heard of in 'First Person Shooter' games like "Call of Duty" and "Command & Conquer: Renegade", but it has been known for this to happen in "Real-Life". But in "Video Games", Windshield-Smearing is sually followed by loud, side-splitting laughter from the 'Smear-er', and loud, audible curses from the 'Smear-ee', both of which will be typed out and posted "in-Game" after a period of about 30 seconds.
by Boxymoron February 09, 2005