Boxhead's definitions

Grey Belt

When a person, male or female, engages in sexual intercourse or love making, with that of an older person. The older person would have to have Cougar/MILF/Old Dude status in order for the Grey Belt to be valid. The degree (I,II,III) of Grey Belt is determined by a panel of peers upon visual recognition of the older partner. A 1st degree Grey belt would consist of light Greying of the hair, usually covered with hair dye by Cougars. A 3rd degree would correspond to a full head of Grey Hair, and cannot be obstructed by dye i.e. the women cannot have dyed hair. Once all degrees are obtained, and are confirmed by a panel of peers, the individual will be recognized as a master and be granted the Titanium Belt and be known as Hey-zeus.

Melinda had premious sex with a man 10 years older than her. This man had half a head of Grey hair, and to her surprise she was granted the II-degree Grey belt by her peers.

by Boxhead October 8, 2004

Titanium Belt

When one collect the I , II, and III degree Grey Belt. When one recieves the Titanium Belt, they are forever nicknamed Hey-zeus.

Curtis made passionate love to a young cougar, a 45 year old MILF with a half head of grey hair, and a women with 100% silver hair. Because of this, a panel of peers has granted him the Titanim Belt, and will call him hey-zeus.

by Boxhead October 8, 2004

Violet Belt

When a person, who is not a virgin, partakes in sexual intercourse with a virgin (male or female) thus taking their purity away. The belt can only be granted once the act has taken place, and is confirmed by a panel of peers. This act allows the non-virgin to become a V Card holder and vice takes the V card away from the innocent beholder.

Harold, the non-virgin, obtained his Violet Belt when he made nookie with Hillary Duff the virgin. He now has her V Card.

by Boxhead October 8, 2004

White Belt

When a person -male or female- ejaculates on their partner(s) for the first time. This is a unique belt in that it can be attained thru shear mistake. The only criterion is that the projectilation falls on the partners’ body. Leniency by the panel of peers should be exercised when the decision is made whether or not to grant this belt.

Peters pecker just shot a pearl necklace on his girlfriend. Because of this he has obtained his White Belt.

by Boxhead October 8, 2004

GOLD Belt

When a person obtains; a Brown Belt, a Grey Belt, a Red Belt, a Violet Belt, a White Belt, and a Yellow Belt. Note 1: when a person obtains a Gold Belt they are considered an elite peer, and must be provided with a 2-3 free drinks when at a bar starting from the date they received the Gold Belt. Unfortunately, a female with a Gold belt would probably be called harsh names. Note 2: to get a Gold Belt one does not require a Titanium Belt, but if they have both they are considered a legend. There story must be told, and they must receive gifts of no less than $10.00CAD on each of their remaining Birthdays. A female with both the Gold and Titanium Belts would probably be severely called hozilla; sucks to be female.

Jordan, thru one hundred encounters with women, reached the GOLD Belt stature by obtaing his Brown, Grey, Red, Violet, White, and Yellow Belts. He is now a godlike creature.

by Boxhead October 8, 2004