Definitions by Bouyphe

>lobby 

Used by seasoned players who’ve seen enough nonsense to predict disaster before it strikes. You see the names, profile pics, ranks of the lobby and know it’s going to be either chaos, incompetence or misery; the upcoming match will not be remotely normal.

You don’t even have to specify why the lobby is bad; everyone who’s played enough would get it. Typing out “>lobby” unites everyone in a shared fatigue.

Used to detach personal accountability for whatever catastrophe is about to unfold. As in the ones who type “>lobby” are different from the rest: “it’s on the lobby, not on us.”.

After recognizing multiple 0.8 K/D shitcans on your team with 2,000-hour playtime:
> “>lobby”
Matchmaking pairs you against a full premade clan called KSA:
> “>lobby”
You see a Swastika, Trans flag, Furry, Brony & Anime pfp - ALL ON THE SAME TEAM:
> “>lobby”

>lobby by Bouyphe October 7, 2025

SOMOBILE

Also referred to as a SOCAR. A SOMOBILE is the wreckage of a SOCAR. A SOMOBILE is usually seen engulfed in flames.

The SOMOBILE was set alight by the SOBOMB. That SOCAR will never be driven again...

SOMOBILE by Bouyphe September 19, 2021

SOGUN 

SOGUN is commonly cocked by SOGUNNERS. It tends to be handled by Supercell characters, may also wear aviators and a thick fake moustache.

The SOGUN was cocked by the SOGUNNER. It's locked and loaded.

SOGUN by Bouyphe September 19, 2021

SOJAK

Wojak, but with poorly accustomed facial features and a droopy right eye. Nose is above average in size and like other Wojaks, his hair is missing.

SOJAK struggles to enter his SOCAR. His abnormally shaped head constantly bumps against the frame, which makes him SOSAD.

SOJAK by Bouyphe September 19, 2021

SOGRU 

Gru drawn with a protruding nose and poorly knitted scarf. Reffered to as SOGRU.

It is cold outside, SOGRU wears his poorly knitted scarf to keep himself warm.

SOGRU by Bouyphe September 19, 2021

SOCAR 

A SOCAR is a Car that is vulnerable to high explosives, like the SOBOMB.

The SOBOMB fell on the SOCAR and made it explode. 50kg of high explosives can go a long way!

SOCAR by Bouyphe September 19, 2021

SOBOMB 

An explosive device, approximately 50KG . Typically dropped from a SOPLANE and is known to blow up SOCARS alongside SOCITIES.

SOBOMB destroys New York city.

SOBOMB by Bouyphe September 19, 2021