Santa claus

A large pedo that likes when little children sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. He also usually watches little children to monitor their behaviour so he can alter their christmas presents.
Santa claus is coming to town...

He sees you when you're sleeping...
He knows when you're awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good...
He's a stalker for goodness sakes...
by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 26, 2016
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Kool Aid

Ay Tyronius! Do you require refreshments?
Sure Leroyius, ill have some red kool aid.
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Kyle

A Kyle is a teenager who is a total douchebag and is obsessed with Monster Energy drinks. Kyle can usually be found punching holes in walls due to daddy issues and can be seen roaming the streets in his riced out Honda. Kyle often claims that he bangs many chicks but likely has never talked to a woman in his life.
Kyle: Yo wassup bros, my dad threw away my monster so I punched a hole in his wall and he kicked me out again. Now im out banging all the chicks in my honda civic.
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Booty Boy

The guy who gets all the booty on demand.

Usually a beast at a strip club. So beast the strippers pay him.
Dude look at Jared, all the strippers are on him.
I know. Hes a booty boy.
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Polished Shit

A term used to describe something (usually an object) in good condition, but overall being a piece of shit.
Hey, theres a free TV over on the sidewalk!

No thanks.

It looks functional and relatively new!

That TV is basically polished shit. It looks good, but its still shit.
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