Definitions by Bonehead

bonehead 

ace guitarist and inventor of websites. possibly black and/or jewish.

'arrite bonehead?'
'bonehead'

bonehead by Bonehead October 8, 2003

sfb 

Shit for Brains

Hey sfb, what ya doing ??

sfb by Bonehead April 8, 2003

snapping the carrot 

Jerking off, dumb ass

joey's snapping the carrot again

snapping the carrot by Bonehead April 8, 2003

flick licker 

cunnlingus

johnny's a flick licker

flick licker by Bonehead April 8, 2003

fornicate the pooch 

Fucking the dog

I gota stay home today and fornicate the pooch.

fornicate the pooch by Bonehead April 8, 2003

Bobo Theory 

Named after the "famed" loser of many arguments, Matthew "Bobo" Gearhart. To execute the Bobo Theory is to give the impression of a concession in an unwinnable argument, thereby saving yourself the valuable time that continued arguing would have wasted. The person executing the Bobo Theory successfully tends to be the winner, no matter what the true outcome of the useles argument would have been.

"Sure, I like that thing you said that time about that stuff and that place. Good work."

Bobo Theory by Bonehead March 20, 2003