Bonehead 's definitions

Smellfungus

A pessimist. Someone with a downright depressing attitude who believes the worst will happen or is already happening.

“Good morning, Pooh Bear. If it is a good morning, which I doubt.” - Eeyore, a classic literary smellfungus

by Bonehead September 3, 2021

Chitlen

A small child, often in the stage of language development involving repetition of everything you say.

(pl. chitlens)

Chitlen: *drops ice cream cone* “motherfucker!”

Mom: “Where did you learn to say that?!”
Dad: *meaningful gaze and head shake*
Chitlen: Not from Daddy!

by Bonehead July 23, 2021

FtUC

(F)uck (T)he (Ü)ber (C)lans

Man the FtUC assault squad is good...

by bonehead November 17, 2004

snapping the carrot

Jerking off, dumb ass

joey's snapping the carrot again

by Bonehead April 8, 2003

Mannerheim

A chinese form of art.

I shall now paint a mannerheim.

by bonehead November 17, 2004

Half a husky

A semi-erection.

Just talkin'to that woman gave me half a husky.

by Bonehead December 15, 2003