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A person with an underwear fetish. Typically one who has color or texture preferences. Dictates what the other person should wear during intercourse.
Girl 1: I’m talking to this guy who doesn’t like black or red underwear
Girl 2: Ew he sounds like a pantyphile
Girl 2: Ew he sounds like a pantyphile
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Get the Mannerheim mug.Groot: “I am Groot”
Peter Quill: “wow. That’s just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?”
Rocket: “well, he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to ‘I’ and ‘am’ and ‘Groot,’ specifically in that order.
Peter Quill: “wow. That’s just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?”
Rocket: “well, he don’t know talking good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to ‘I’ and ‘am’ and ‘Groot,’ specifically in that order.
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“Good morning, Pooh Bear. If it is a good morning, which I doubt.” - Eeyore, a classic literary smellfungus
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(pl. chitlens)
(pl. chitlens)
Chitlen: *drops ice cream cone* “motherfucker!”
Mom: “Where did you learn to say that?!”
Dad: *meaningful gaze and head shake*
Chitlen: Not from Daddy!
Mom: “Where did you learn to say that?!”
Dad: *meaningful gaze and head shake*
Chitlen: Not from Daddy!
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