BobbyT's definitions

brown mouse

a turd that makes an early escape when you have to shit and can't find a bathroom

Dude- I gotta go change,the brown mouse just crawled out of his hole

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

monkey bumps

the red bumps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush

That chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey bumps

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

back-up shits

whan you have to shit so bad,you drop your drawers and back into the stall,usually occuring after a night of tequilla and burritos,your pants usually fit better after takin one of these

boy,what a night,i had the back-up shits so bad i gotta repaint the bathroom

by bobbyt June 18, 2006