Definitions by Bob flaggit

Microwave Cheese 

Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.

I ran out of cheese so I whipped up a microwave cheese sandwich.

Microwave Cheese by Bob flaggit December 7, 2016

Chinese titty twister 

The act of surgically attaching chopsticks to one's nipples, then waiting until the day after the following year's sabbath, and violently ripping off the chopsticks infront of the messiah (Extra points if the nipples come off)

Have you ever performed a Chinese titty twister? It's all the rage.

Chinese titty twister by Bob flaggit December 7, 2016