hold your horses

It means to get your excitement under control../ (see cool yer jets)

Hold your horses, you'll get your turn.

by Bob L March 30, 2004

freedom fries

Actually from Belgium, they are French fries that are so greasy that they loosen your bowels and the shit flows like brown tap water (eg "freedom"). Also term for Congress that has the same effect.

Screw the high colonic, I'm getting some freedom fries!

by Bob L July 03, 2003

double bagger

a woman so ugly you make her wear two bags over her head before you'll fuck her, in case one falls off.

I had to double bag that bitch before I could get it up.

by Bob L July 03, 2003

beetlejuice

A astronomy term, a collection of stars that form 'bettlejuice'

At night you can see Bettlejuice.

by Bob L July 03, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A most foul smelling fart that can peel paint from the walls, cause women to faint, small children and animals to die, and clear entire stadiums.

Man, that burrito I ate last night made me drop some WMD's , weapons of mass destrution. Done cleared out the village.

by Bob L July 03, 2003

spearchucker

a black person, aluding to native hunters in Africa.

There's a whole lotta spearchuckers on that bus.

by Bob L July 03, 2003

fartsack

a bed sheet. Used originally for a two sided sheet in the shape of a bag to insert a thin mattress, you would turn over as a way to change the sleeping surface, instaed of changing the sheet.

It's been a few months now, time to change the fartsack.

by Bob L July 03, 2003