Bob L's definitions

freedom fries

Actually from Belgium, they are French fries that are so greasy that they loosen your bowels and the shit flows like brown tap water (eg "freedom"). Also term for Congress that has the same effect.

Screw the high colonic, I'm getting some freedom fries!

by Bob L July 3, 2003

cool your jets

It means to slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)

Cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.

by Bob L March 30, 2004

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A most foul smelling fart that can peel paint from the walls, cause women to faint, small children and animals to die, and clear entire stadiums.

Man, that burrito I ate last night made me drop some WMD's , weapons of mass destrution. Done cleared out the village.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

skate

to goof off or take it easy.

That job is skate duty. You fuckers have been skating and didn't get the job done.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

double bagger

a woman so ugly you make her wear two bags over her head before you'll fuck her, in case one falls off.

I had to double bag that bitch before I could get it up.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

beetlejuice

A astronomy term, a collection of stars that form 'bettlejuice'

At night you can see Bettlejuice.

by Bob L July 3, 2003

putz

In Jewish golf, when you get on the greens you putz! If you miss, you are putzing around.

I'll putz for an eagle, but I wouldn't walk a mile for a camel.

by Bob L March 30, 2004