Definitions by Bob Jr.

inspector horse's ass 

(1) name for a moronic policeman. Also captain horse's ass or officer horse's ass.
(2) refers to silly ass movie and cartoon character also known as inspector gadget

inspector horse's ass by Bob Jr. October 26, 2003

Ass Attack 

to become sudddenly very emotional - surprised, angry etc.
to have an ass attack = to flip out

Ass Attack by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003

farler 

A lid used on plastic or paper beverage cups - the cheap throwaway ones like from fast food restaurants. Farlers usually have a perforation or hole of some sort for inserting a straw.

I knocked over the soda but it didn't spill much. Good thing the farler was on securely.

farler by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003

sleeping turd 

A turd which is not noticed when encountered, but presents evidence of its existence at a later time.

P1> Damn, What the hell is that stink?
P2> I think it's my backpack. I must have set it down on a sleeping turd when we were at the park.

sleeping turd by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003

DcMonalds 

Refers to McDonalds
Also Micky D's ~ Dicky M's

DcMonalds by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003

batman express 

To frantically and intoxicatedly make your way to work, or other commitments, after partying too hard the night before and oversleeping, skipping your normal morning routine.

P1> (arrives at work)
P2> You're late again. And you look like hell.
P1> I know. I woke up 5 minutes ago. Pulled a batman express this morning.

batman express by Bob Jr. October 24, 2003