Bob Hope's definitions

twonker

one who twonks, a twonk is a punch to the vagina

Alice gave Tiffany a twonk with all her might

by Bob Hope February 28, 2005

zuffler

To Zuffle. A man who wipes his dick on a posh birds curtains

Mate, I zuffled on Penelopes curtains last night

by Bob Hope January 26, 2005

Bullcheggs

The testicles of a male human. Just another word to use instead of nutsack, ballsack, balls, and testis.

Holy shit, look at that bull's bullcheggs they are fuckin' large. Prolly bigger than your dad's bullcheggs.

by Bob Hope November 27, 2004

smurf

a modern idea, when a man tucks his genitalia inbetween his legs so it resmbles a vagina, pubic hair must be present

The man appeared to have a vagina, but it was only a smurf

by Bob Hope May 13, 2005

big mc's

Classroom jeopardy champs.

Damn, 8600 points? No one's touching the Big MC's

by Bob Hope March 2, 2005

twonker

one who is giving a twonk, a twonk being a punch to the vagina

Alice twonked Tiffany with all her might

by Bob Hope May 13, 2005

Funny Sauce

When a strange but overly funny situation has happened to a single person.

Betty had a little too much fun, she was queefing during mass. It was some Funny Sauce

by Bob Hope February 23, 2019