Youtube Tag-Team

The act of opening two youtube videos at the same time and watching one while listening to the other. Particularly good watching a country and western video, usually filled with many partially clad attractive women, whilst listening to music you can actually stomach.
Hey, what are you doing?

Watching this wild video full of T and A while listening to some Morrissey.

Thats kind of contradictive.

Yes, its called Youtube Tag-teaming.

Tis awesome.

Yes, tis,
by Bob Goatu April 17, 2009
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Job Shopper

A person who, no matter how good their current job/position is, spends an inordinate amount of time trying to find a better job for more pay, less work, more interesting surroundings etc..
Wow, Fred has quite the nice gig over at the post office. God pay, decent hours, nice.

Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.

Why?

He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.

What a dick. Order up!
by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009
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Buttshroom

When a large girl wears both a pair of low riding pants plus a belly showing shirt, the look from behind resembles a mushroom hence, ButtShroom
Um, maam, you should consider a more flattering shirt as in that getup you are really just growing a buttshroom.
by Bob Goatu October 06, 2006
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Fauxnicate

Pretend sex. Frottage, rubbing, clothed petting. Anything that results in stickiness and orgasm without any sort of penetration or in fact removal of clothing.
Bob: "I fauxnicated with Trish last night on the bus ride back from the ski-trip."

Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."

Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."

Ted: "how about you write that down..."
by Bob Goatu January 13, 2009
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woot

A mis-spelling of w00t often made in emails by non-technophiles/non-gamers, administrative secretaries and soccer moms trying to sound hip and young when texting younger coworkers or their young ones.
(mom) Thats grate dear! Your dad will be so proud you finished Splinter Cell! Awesome! woot!

(son) That's w00t mom...

(mom) but those are zeros

(son) cul8r mom..

(mom) whats that dear? I think you mashed the keys. Oh my, are you on drugs?
by Bob Goatu October 28, 2008
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Unvironmentalist

Someone who goes out of their way to reject, debunk or otherwise make the believers of any "green" or "Eco-friendly" program or belief look stupid and wrong.
Guy 1: "Man its hot"
Guy 2: "Its normal for this time of year. Suck it up." (walks off)
Guy 1: "But its March! WTF?"
Guy 2 from a distance: "Eco-nazi!"
Guy 3: "Don't mind him, he's an unvironmentalist".
Guy 1: "oh..."
by Bob Goatu July 18, 2010
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Godzillion

The largest number ever. The monster of numbers.

Invented by Jonathan Goldstein and spoken of on the CBC Radio show "Wiretap"
Jonnie's friend won a Godzillions dollars in the lottery last week
by Bob Goatu January 18, 2010
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