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Gorthos

A Gorthos is a hoopy frood who started life as your average run of the mill super-intelligent human, but slowly evolves in to a super-human in many ways. As a Gorthos ages, he tends to not only maintain his like and ability in all things technical and generally nerdy, he also is able to get dates with attractive yet also slightly geeky nerd-girls. This makes him a diety among fellow nerds and although scorn occasionally rains down upon him from less fortunates, most often his charisma of 18 wins the day, even with decryers.
"I'm worried about little Timmy. He won't play hockey."

"Don't worry dearest, he's a Gorthos."

"True. As are you my sweet. Would you care for more tea?"

"Yes pretty lady. and a hand job please."

"But of course!"
by Bob Goatu October 24, 2008
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Facebookation

A compilation of Facebook and Vacation. A period of time, self imposed and rarely adhered to, where a person voluntarily avoids visiting their Facebook page to get a grip on the real world. A semi-facebookation involves visiting the page, answering messages but not updating status or answering/making comments.
Where is Fred?

Oh, he's around, he's just on a Facebookation.

For how long?

A week..

Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mutual laughter)

Yeah, so, he'll be on tonight?

Yup.
by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009
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Fauxnicate

Pretend sex. Frottage, rubbing, clothed petting. Anything that results in stickiness and orgasm without any sort of penetration or in fact removal of clothing.
Bob: "I fauxnicated with Trish last night on the bus ride back from the ski-trip."

Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."

Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."

Ted: "how about you write that down..."
by Bob Goatu January 13, 2009
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Unvironmentalist

Someone who goes out of their way to reject, debunk or otherwise make the believers of any "green" or "Eco-friendly" program or belief look stupid and wrong.
Guy 1: "Man its hot"
Guy 2: "Its normal for this time of year. Suck it up." (walks off)
Guy 1: "But its March! WTF?"
Guy 2 from a distance: "Eco-nazi!"
Guy 3: "Don't mind him, he's an unvironmentalist".
Guy 1: "oh..."
by Bob Goatu July 18, 2010
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Godzillion

The largest number ever. The monster of numbers.

Invented by Jonathan Goldstein and spoken of on the CBC Radio show "Wiretap"
Jonnie's friend won a Godzillions dollars in the lottery last week
by Bob Goatu January 18, 2010
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Buttshroom

When a large girl wears both a pair of low riding pants plus a belly showing shirt, the look from behind resembles a mushroom hence, ButtShroom
Um, maam, you should consider a more flattering shirt as in that getup you are really just growing a buttshroom.
by Bob Goatu October 6, 2006
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Youtube Tag-Team

The act of opening two youtube videos at the same time and watching one while listening to the other. Particularly good watching a country and western video, usually filled with many partially clad attractive women, whilst listening to music you can actually stomach.
Hey, what are you doing?

Watching this wild video full of T and A while listening to some Morrissey.

Thats kind of contradictive.

Yes, its called Youtube Tag-teaming.

Tis awesome.

Yes, tis,
by Bob Goatu April 17, 2009
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