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The act of opening two youtube videos at the same time and watching one while listening to the other. Particularly good watching a country and western video, usually filled with many partially clad attractive women, whilst listening to music you can actually stomach.
Hey, what are you doing?
Watching this wild video full of T and A while listening to some Morrissey.
Thats kind of contradictive.
Yes, its called Youtube Tag-teaming.
Tis awesome.
Yes, tis,
Watching this wild video full of T and A while listening to some Morrissey.
Thats kind of contradictive.
Yes, its called Youtube Tag-teaming.
Tis awesome.
Yes, tis,
by Bob Goatu April 17, 2009
Get the Youtube Tag-Team mug.When a large girl wears both a pair of low riding pants plus a belly showing shirt, the look from behind resembles a mushroom hence, ButtShroom
Um, maam, you should consider a more flattering shirt as in that getup you are really just growing a buttshroom.
by Bob Goatu October 6, 2006
Get the Buttshroom mug.Pretend sex. Frottage, rubbing, clothed petting. Anything that results in stickiness and orgasm without any sort of penetration or in fact removal of clothing.
Bob: "I fauxnicated with Trish last night on the bus ride back from the ski-trip."
Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."
Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."
Ted: "how about you write that down..."
Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."
Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."
Ted: "how about you write that down..."
by Bob Goatu January 13, 2009
Get the Fauxnicate mug.A Gorthos is a hoopy frood who started life as your average run of the mill super-intelligent human, but slowly evolves in to a super-human in many ways. As a Gorthos ages, he tends to not only maintain his like and ability in all things technical and generally nerdy, he also is able to get dates with attractive yet also slightly geeky nerd-girls. This makes him a diety among fellow nerds and although scorn occasionally rains down upon him from less fortunates, most often his charisma of 18 wins the day, even with decryers.
"I'm worried about little Timmy. He won't play hockey."
"Don't worry dearest, he's a Gorthos."
"True. As are you my sweet. Would you care for more tea?"
"Yes pretty lady. and a hand job please."
"But of course!"
"Don't worry dearest, he's a Gorthos."
"True. As are you my sweet. Would you care for more tea?"
"Yes pretty lady. and a hand job please."
"But of course!"
by Bob Goatu October 24, 2008
Get the Gorthos mug.A catchphrase that when imitated in person is not anywhere near as funny/cool/entertaining/acceptable as when originally done on TV or in a movie.
Hey, want to go grab some lunch Chet?
Fo'shizzle!
Uh huh. Enough of the fauxshizzle jackass, thats so 2002.
huh?
Fo'shizzle!
Uh huh. Enough of the fauxshizzle jackass, thats so 2002.
huh?
by Bob Goatu October 28, 2008
Get the Fauxshizzle mug.A form of psychological ointment one applies when one has ended a particularly long, unpleasant or long and unpleasant relationship.
I hear Fred dumped Wilma finally.
Yeah, that was a long time coming. I saw him out last night polywhorin'.
Good for him.
Yeah, that was a long time coming. I saw him out last night polywhorin'.
Good for him.
by Bob Goatu October 28, 2008
Get the Polywhorin' mug.A mis-spelling of w00t often made in emails by non-technophiles/non-gamers, administrative secretaries and soccer moms trying to sound hip and young when texting younger coworkers or their young ones.
(mom) Thats grate dear! Your dad will be so proud you finished Splinter Cell! Awesome! woot!
(son) That's w00t mom...
(mom) but those are zeros
(son) cul8r mom..
(mom) whats that dear? I think you mashed the keys. Oh my, are you on drugs?
(son) That's w00t mom...
(mom) but those are zeros
(son) cul8r mom..
(mom) whats that dear? I think you mashed the keys. Oh my, are you on drugs?
by Bob Goatu October 28, 2008
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