A person who, no matter how good their current job/position is, spends an inordinate amount of time trying to find a better job for more pay, less work, more interesting surroundings etc..
Wow, Fred has quite the nice gig over at the post office. God pay, decent hours, nice.
Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.
Why?
He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.
What a dick. Order up!
Yeah but he's trying to get a different job over at FedEx.
Why?
He's a job shopper. Never happy, grass is greener and all that.
What a dick. Order up!
by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009
A form of psychological ointment one applies when one has ended a particularly long, unpleasant or long and unpleasant relationship.
I hear Fred dumped Wilma finally.
Yeah, that was a long time coming. I saw him out last night polywhorin'.
Good for him.
Yeah, that was a long time coming. I saw him out last night polywhorin'.
Good for him.
by Bob Goatu September 15, 2008
The largest number ever. The monster of numbers.
Invented by Jonathan Goldstein and spoken of on the CBC Radio show "Wiretap"
Invented by Jonathan Goldstein and spoken of on the CBC Radio show "Wiretap"
by Bob Goatu January 18, 2010
When something is described by the media or any large number of the uninformed populous as something huge and important if not something terrible and earth shattering (i.e. Swine Flu) and it fails miserably to live up to expectations.
This is derived from the modern version of Battlestar Galactica where Kara Thrace was described as "the Harbinger of Death" when in fact she had little effect on the ending of the show and just vanished mid conversation.
This is derived from the modern version of Battlestar Galactica where Kara Thrace was described as "the Harbinger of Death" when in fact she had little effect on the ending of the show and just vanished mid conversation.
Yeah, don't worry about swine flu, its not that deadly, it is an example of Kara Thrace Syndrome.
What do you mean? People died!
Yeah, but only about 200. Thousands die each year from the regular influenza. Big deal.
I guess swine flu does have Kara Thrace Syndrome.
Exactly. Wash your frickin hands, get on with life, let the pandemic knobs fret like old ladies.
What do you mean? People died!
Yeah, but only about 200. Thousands die each year from the regular influenza. Big deal.
I guess swine flu does have Kara Thrace Syndrome.
Exactly. Wash your frickin hands, get on with life, let the pandemic knobs fret like old ladies.
by Bob Goatu August 24, 2009
Pretend sex. Frottage, rubbing, clothed petting. Anything that results in stickiness and orgasm without any sort of penetration or in fact removal of clothing.
Bob: "I fauxnicated with Trish last night on the bus ride back from the ski-trip."
Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."
Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."
Ted: "how about you write that down..."
Ted: "No you didn't. You guys were fully dressed and were just dry humping."
Bob: "I guarantee you we fauxnicated."
Ted: "how about you write that down..."
by Bob Goatu September 28, 2008
The process of actively excavating all of the visible caramel or any other non-ice cream components of a box/tub of ice cream to increase the fun level of your late night snack.
"Hey, who was into my ice cream?"
"Oh me, I only had half a bowl"
"Yeah, I see you were caramel mining, there is no more ripple in my caramel ripple"
"Sorry"
"jerk"
"Oh me, I only had half a bowl"
"Yeah, I see you were caramel mining, there is no more ripple in my caramel ripple"
"Sorry"
"jerk"
by Bob Goatu August 02, 2009
A catchphrase that when imitated in person is not anywhere near as funny/cool/entertaining/acceptable as when originally done on TV or in a movie.
Hey, want to go grab some lunch Chet?
Fo'shizzle!
Uh huh. Enough of the fauxshizzle jackass, thats so 2002.
huh?
Fo'shizzle!
Uh huh. Enough of the fauxshizzle jackass, thats so 2002.
huh?
by Bob Goatu September 15, 2008