Bob Boston's definitions

crouton wink

the unfortunate & unpredictable outcome of tossing a salad that leaves the tosser with crumbs in their eyelashes.

We all loved the song "Brown Eyed Girl" until we found out it was a song about the crouton wink.

by Bob Boston May 21, 2003

VBF

Vaginal Blood Fart

The supply teacher should not have worn white as she was prone to explosive VBFs.

by Bob Boston May 1, 2003

Octavian

Beer chugging method/apparatus popularized & conceptualized by super-bartender Octavian consisting of a small-bottom-holed-out beer bottle being refilled & slammed in next to no time.

You wanna take this party up a notch? Yes? Then lets break out the Octavian and get wrecked!

by Bob Boston August 5, 2004

stalled one

cunnilingus performed by simply sticking out ones' tongue & not moving it

I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.

by Bob Boston May 9, 2003