beaver

"Leave It to Beaver" TV-Series 1957-1963

family sit-com with:

Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver)
Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)
and, of course, the eponymous:
Jerry Mathers (Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver)
usually notable for "the filthiest line in a sit-com":

Barbara Billingsley was asked about June Cleaver's remark,

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

The TV mom replied, "I don't remember saying it, but I must have, I''ve seen it on t-shirts."
by bob "a" September 02, 2005
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K5

The "kill zone" on FBI shooting targets.

The relative probability of a kill was indicated by the letter "K" followed by a number from 1 to 5.

The bottle shaped area that included the heart, upper torso and head was labelled K5.
He reached for the gun, so I dropped the hammer on him and he was K5.
by Bob "A" May 13, 2005
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mondegreen

A mondegreen (also sometimes spelled "mondagreen") is the accidental mishearing of a phrase in a poem, or song in such a way that it acquires a new, and usually humourous meaning.
In "The Death of Lady Mondegreen" from Harper's Magazine November 1954, the American writer Sylvia Wright coined it:

Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,
Oh, where hae ye been?
They have slain the Earl of Murray,
And Lady Mondegreen.

actually, the line should have been:

And laid him on the green.
by Bob "A" February 04, 2007
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AFDB

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beenie
(An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control) see also tinfoil hat
As I would be passing near Area 51, I went to WalMart and bought some Aluminum Foil with which to fashion an AFDB for all those in my car (including the pets).
by Bob "A" February 18, 2005
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ham sandwich

refers to a comment by:
Former Chief Judge of the New York State Court of Appeals* Sol Wachtler in 1985**
about the overreaching ability of District/State's Attorneys to achieve indictments before Grand Juries.
*In New York State, the Supreme Court is the lowest, the Appellate Division is next, and the Court of Appeals is the highest.
**seven years after, he was indicted for sexual harassment and stalking... but I digress
"Even a modestly competent district attorney can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich."
by Bob "A" September 26, 2005
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