tv

Our only education

Free porn

Teacher: Lets watch mindless TV, i dont wana teach, im too high

Kids: Lets watch porn!!

Teacher: Fine fine....


Kid: by watching TV, i learned how to make a bomb big enough to blow up a city block

by bob April 01, 2005

Shley

A strange fish type animal that eats millipedes and swims naked through cow pats.

That shley just invaded my rectal cavitiy.

by Bob November 28, 2003

ass-spelunking

The act of exploring the dark depths of male ass hole

Robert is very experienced at ass-spelunking

by Bob February 11, 2003

changor

A thing
Syn. (Froner, Jerry LINE, rognahc)

look at that changor

by BOB February 13, 2003

Eguda

stupid, useless, not very bright.

you, you, you, your face, and anyone related to you.

by bob May 13, 2005

tea-towel holder

arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use

i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night

by bob April 07, 2004

monstered

To be wasted
To consume heavily (Drugs, Alcohol)

"I won't let you in, cos you'll monster all my drugs"

"He's monstered"

by Bob April 26, 2005