Bman111's definitions

Bing

A search engine that is terrible and that no-one uses...

Look at this, this guy is using Bing...

by Bman111 April 25, 2017

Myspace

Myspace is used by older men and women who live under rocks. Seriously No-one uses it. If you do get some help.

"What! You use Myspace!"

by Bman111 November 30, 2016

Aussie Disease

Is a disease that makes you always addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. It makes you always wear thongs (flip-flops), It makes you love meat pies and sausage rolls, and makes you use Australian slang and makes you swear a lot.

Steve: "Fuck, Shit, Bitch!!"
Bob: "Whoa mate, you got Aussie Disease"

by Bman111 April 18, 2017

Steven

To do a Steven is to sleep, drink and shout most of your life because of no reason. This also upsets your wife and you will probably will get a divorce.

Man he is such a Steven
Yeah he is.

by Bman111 February 14, 2017

Micronation

A small, usually unrecognised state or country. Micronation's are formed using the declarative theory of sovereignty, and that means it is only relevant within said Micronation's boarders.

"I am the founder of my own Micronation, no-one has recognised us, yet..."

by Bman111 February 18, 2017

Newmarket

A slang term for any place that is dodgy and is all round unsafe. If a Newmarket appears in any country with a good welfare system, this Newmarket is filled with people who exploit loopholes so they get more money from the government. In Australia, people who do this are called Dole-bludgers.

Mate, I live in a Newmarket...

by Bman111 April 17, 2017