Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BlunT IT!

Road Dawg

A man who is a roady for a homosexual band he will be passed around between band members like a piece of meat

Hey john are you still a road dawg for the ass pirates?

Road Dawg by BlunT IT! March 24, 2019

When your cock becomes infected after someone with rotten teeth scrapes your shaft during a blow job

Man I have zombie cock because that bitches rotten teeth cut my shaft

When a man has his beard sculpted like a homosexuals cock

John your beard is cock trimmed very nicely. All the gays will notice you

A gay man that leeks semen from his ass after a gangbang

Damn goozer left a snail trail all the way too the bathroom

Goozer by BlunT IT! March 14, 2019

The act of taking a picture of someone with tiny hands jacking you of so your package looks bigger

Can you little paw me? I’m trying to impress this chick.

When a gay man farts after raw dawg anal sex.

Man John that pooof that leaked from your ass smells like rotten cum!

Pooof by BlunT IT! March 11, 2019