Pooof

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When a gay man farts after raw dawg anal sex.

Man John that pooof that leaked from your ass smells like rotten cum!

Pooof by BlunT IT! March 11, 2019

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pooof

Almost the same as a poof but just a little bit more......more like a clem.

oh my, that bag does'nt go with those shoes clem. I think you came out of the wrong closet......if you know what I mean...ma

pooof by Thel. December 25, 2003

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You Fucking PoOof

Your an extremely bitch as nigger who just should leave once this has been said

Jeremy: “Hi bob your looking hot today”
Bob: “Fuck of You Fucking PoOof”

You Fucking PoOof by HughJanus_OOP March 11, 2021

You Fucking PoOof

Pretty much means your a gay ass nigga who should probably leave after this has been said to them

Jeremy: “hey bob your looking pretty handsome today!”
Bob: “Fuck off You Fucking PoOof”

You Fucking PoOof by HughJanus_OOP March 11, 2021

Poofen

A tabby cat

Is that an orange tabby cat? Awww. What a cute little poofen.

Poofen by Jerem6401 December 25, 2016

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Schlond poofa

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)

“Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”

Schlond poofa by Jesus.is.hungry July 15, 2018

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Poofesure

An angry gamer that smashes things when losing a game for the millionth time, most notably, limited edition Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside.

Poofesure: *loses Wii game*
Poofesure: *screams at max volume* "ELISA YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!"
Poofesure: *smashes Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside*

Poofesure by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 5, 2022

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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