two-word whatchamacallit

A game in which a couple (or a group), does disgusting sexual acts from Urban Dictionary that contain EXACTLY two words. The game ends when someone forfeits; that player loses and everyone else wins.
Cyan: I heard that the neighbors are doing the two-word whatchamacallit.
Sky: What the-- (vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness July 21, 2018
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crackporn.com

Another name for Urban Dictionary, due to the large amount of shock site-esque sexual definitions that used to (and still do) populate the website (usually featuring zoophilia, torture, feces, etc.).
Cyan: Wanna go on Urban Dictionary?

Sapphire: I'd rather see what's new on crackporn.com
by Blues and Dumbness October 25, 2019
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bitch karate

A sport performed throughout the world by mostly middle-aged women. To play, both participants stand within arms reach of each other and keep their hands in a karate chop pose. Both participants then take turns slapping each other and dodging their opponent's slaps until one participant submits in defeat. The only rules are that you can only attack by slapping, you can only run like a pussy if you got the last hit, and if you slap your opponent multiple times or slap below the belt, your opponent can respond in kind.
Cyan: Woah, what happened to your face?
Azure: I got into a fight with Cornflower, so we played a match of bitch karate to settle it. I ended up losing, so she got her strap-on and--
Cyan: I'm sorry, her WHAT?!
by Blues and Dumbness March 04, 2022
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elephant wrestling

The act of overturning an elephant on his back and pinning him to the ground as you take his cock up your ass.
Cobalt: Do you have any proof of your strength?
Livid: Here's a tape of me elephant wrestling.
Cobalt: (watches the tape)
Okay, you're hired!
by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019
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gradient garden

A garden where the flowers are arranged to resemble a gradient.
Cerulean: I like how the orange flowers blend smoothly with the yellow ones!
Turquoise: I told you it was a smart idea to grow a gradient garden.
by Blues and Dumbness May 08, 2019
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catalog sue

A variation of Mary Sue, this character uses the most OP item or item combo they can instantly get their hands on at the expense of the metagame and/or other players.

The name derives from the Roblox game Catalog Heaven.
They differ from munchkins due to how they appear and their needed time: Munchkins arrive from the idea of OP characters and usually take a few hours in order for their avatars to become a problem, whereas catalog sues arrive from the idea of easy kills and become a problem as soon as they get on the battlefield.
The main problem with them is that they create a constant cycle of increasing players, regardless of whether or not other players approve of their actions: When a player sees one them and gets into the idea of a large kill count, they will start using the same items to reach those same numbers. When a player sees one of them and despises their actions, they may use similar or stronger weapons in order to take them down. Both result in more players seeing the use of such weapons and continue the cycle.
Because the only way to counter a catalog sue in to use similar items (thereby adding fuel to the fire), your best option is to simply avoid them. Fewer players around them means fewer kills, which makes them more likely to consider their actions or leave the server. Talking to them may also help.
Remember, when everyone has a equal chance to come out on top, everyone wins.
Azure: Why is he using a Green Hyperlaser Gun?
Teal: Because he's a catalog sue.
by Blues and Dumbness April 11, 2019
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bloodsucking blowjob

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.
Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)
by Blues and Dumbness May 07, 2019
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