Definitions by Blues and Dumbness
bitch karate
A sport performed throughout the world by mostly middle-aged women. To play, both participants stand within arms reach of each other and keep their hands in a karate chop pose. Both participants then take turns slapping each other and dodging their opponent's slaps until one participant submits in defeat. The only rules are that you can only attack by slapping, you can only run like a pussy if you got the last hit, and if you slap your opponent multiple times or slap below the belt, your opponent can respond in kind.
Cyan: Woah, what happened to your face?
Azure: I got into a fight with Cornflower, so we played a match of bitch karate to settle it. I ended up losing, so she got her strap-on and--
Cyan: I'm sorry, her WHAT?!
Azure: I got into a fight with Cornflower, so we played a match of bitch karate to settle it. I ended up losing, so she got her strap-on and--
Cyan: I'm sorry, her WHAT?!
bitch karate by Blues and Dumbness March 3, 2022
it's fucken water
Ocean: This Dasalad brand is the worst! It has no filter, too much acid, not enough minerals-
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.
it's fucken water by Blues and Dumbness August 30, 2021
this is a family establishment
(At Chick-fil-A)
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!
this is a family establishment by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020
you should write a novel
Cobalt: Have you heard? Worms living in our brain are making us drink unhealthy amounts of water!
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.
you should write a novel by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020
Kickscat
A Kickstarter project that stays on the first page, despite the fact that the project clearly won't reach its funding goal.
Azure: This campaign only raised 10% of its goal in two weeks, so why is it still on the first page?
Teal: It's just Kickscat. Leave it alone and it will fall to the second page.
Teal: It's just Kickscat. Leave it alone and it will fall to the second page.
Kickscat by Blues and Dumbness March 9, 2020
Don't Get Hit
A "game" where you have to say the word "nigger" louder than all other players to win. However, if you get hit by a non-player after saying the word, you will be disqualified.
For obvious reasons, black people and anyone holding a N-Word Pass are not allowed to play.
For obvious reasons, black people and anyone holding a N-Word Pass are not allowed to play.
Sapphire: Why do you have bruises on your face?
Cyan: A mob came for me after hearing me play Don't Get Hit.
Cyan: A mob came for me after hearing me play Don't Get Hit.
Don't Get Hit by Blues and Dumbness December 15, 2019
crackporn.com
Another name for Urban Dictionary, due to the large amount of shock site-esque sexual definitions that used to (and still do) populate the website (usually featuring zoophilia, torture, feces, etc.).
crackporn.com by Blues and Dumbness October 25, 2019