Arcadi-yadda-yadda

The stock fantasy setting used in many media that has been so thoroughly "subverted" that its tropes have the oomph of a 20th century sitcom.
Also, the natural habitat of the isekai protagonist and his harem.

Azure: Once upon a time, in a faraway land of wizards, elves, and dragons...
Cyan: (Again with the Arcadi-yadda-yadda setting? We seriously need a new DM.)

by Blues and Dumbness September 26, 2024

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

elephant wrestling

The act of overturning an elephant on his back and pinning him to the ground as you take his cock up your ass.

Cobalt: Do you have any proof of your strength?
Livid: Here's a tape of me elephant wrestling.
Cobalt: (watches the tape)
Okay, you're hired!

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

this is a family establishment

A phrase meant to shut someone up, especially when they're talking about something inappropriate.

(At Chick-fil-A)
Teal: So, I was reading the latest Chuck Tingle book, and got to the part where they--
Azure: Dude! This is a family establishment!

by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020

cascarunner

Someone who constantly runs around and tries to hit people with cascarones.

Aquamarine: Why are all of the kids running around?
Robin's Egg: Because I live with a family of cascarunners.

by Blues and Dumbness April 21, 2019

full moon fuckery

When a male pounces on werewolf during a full moon and does it doggy style on it.

Capri: I heard that the vigilante did a full moon fuckery on the local werewolf.
Night Sky: That's great, but where is my little sister Sky?
Capri: She's at the hospital.

by Blues and Dumbness May 07, 2019

crackporn.com

Another name for Urban Dictionary, due to the large amount of shock site-esque sexual definitions that used to (and still do) populate the website (usually featuring zoophilia, torture, feces, etc.).

Cyan: Wanna go on Urban Dictionary?

Sapphire: I'd rather see what's new on crackporn.com

by Blues and Dumbness October 25, 2019