you should write a novel

A phrase used to discredit someone's ideas or beliefs.

Cobalt: Have you heard? Worms living in our brain are making us drink unhealthy amounts of water!
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.

by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020

day cancellation

By showing this definition to anyone, they are no longer allowed to perform any action required by any date recognized by Urban Dictionary on the user. Violators may be charged with assault.

Sapphire: I heard today is National Sex Da-
Cyan: Nope. *shows this definition*

Day cancellation.

by Blues and Dumbness October 21, 2019

two-word whatchamacallit

A game in which a couple (or a group), does disgusting sexual acts from Urban Dictionary that contain EXACTLY two words. The game ends when someone forfeits; that player loses and everyone else wins.

Cyan: I heard that the neighbors are doing the two-word whatchamacallit.
Sky: What the-- (vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness July 20, 2018

slippery slug

The act of pouring slime (or another sticky substance) on your partner during sex.

Night Sky: Hey Sky!
Sky: Night Sky!
Why are you here?
Night Sky: I just wanted to tell you that I did a slippery slug last night.
Sky: No wonder you're my brother!
(vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

ur mutt slut

An insult that's worse than ur dad lesbian, but not quite as bad as ur granny tranny.

Cyan: Ur mom gay.
Sapphire: Ur dad lesbian.
Cyan: Ur mutt slut.
Sapphire: Ur granny tranny.
Cyan: *mentally* Dammit, what came next?

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

it's fucken water

A phrase used whenever someone makes a big deal out of minor or inconsequential details.

Ocean: This Dasalad brand is the worst! It has no filter, too much acid, not enough minerals-
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.

by Blues and Dumbness August 30, 2021

uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore

A phrase for when someone is being obnoxious and/or mean.

Crystal: This site sucks, the words suck, the editors suck, and the whole Internet would be better off without this dumpster fire!
Cyan: Uh-oh, someone's being a greedy manwhore!

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019