Blue Cawdrey's definitions
A person perhaps with a personality disorder who goes shopping to find comfort.
Shopaholics have any number of maxed out credit cards and will sometimes buy things that they have no logical use for.
Many shopaholics eventually get into trouble for running up large debts which they are unable to pay off.
Shopaholics have any number of maxed out credit cards and will sometimes buy things that they have no logical use for.
Many shopaholics eventually get into trouble for running up large debts which they are unable to pay off.
Joey: My sister went and bought four more pairs of shoes yesterday.
Jilly: But she already has about 120 pairs in her bedroom, This is more than mere retail therapy Joey, I think she may be a shopaholic.
Jilly: But she already has about 120 pairs in her bedroom, This is more than mere retail therapy Joey, I think she may be a shopaholic.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
Get the shopaholichmug. UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.
*As in nut and bolt.
*As in nut and bolt.
Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Get the Spanner jobmug. The end of the Penis is sometimes called the bishops helmet due to its resemblance the cerimonial mitre hat worn by bishops.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
Get the bishops helmetmug. High wee's: Game played by male schoolkids mostly in the school toilet.
The objective being to see who can leave the highest and wettest mark above the urinal.
The objective being to see who can leave the highest and wettest mark above the urinal.
Johny: Hey mommy guess what?
Mommy: What Johny?
Johny: I won at high wee's today.
Mommy: (Thought bubble)Wonder what high wee's are; mentle shudder; better not ask....
Yes dear.
Mommy: What Johny?
Johny: I won at high wee's today.
Mommy: (Thought bubble)Wonder what high wee's are; mentle shudder; better not ask....
Yes dear.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Get the High weemug. - and not enough indians.
In a work environment.
Impasse through to many unqualified opinions preventing a descisive solution to a problem being found.
In a work environment.
Impasse through to many unqualified opinions preventing a descisive solution to a problem being found.
Foreman: We have to move that piano onto the lorry.
Bob: Lower it through the window.
Harry: No use the lift.
Foreman: Look! there are to many chiefs around here, get your finger out and carry the bloody thing down the stairs now.
Bob: Lower it through the window.
Harry: No use the lift.
Foreman: Look! there are to many chiefs around here, get your finger out and carry the bloody thing down the stairs now.
by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004
Get the too many chiefsmug. Software used mainly by script kiddies to gain full access to computers running the Unix or Linux Operating system.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
Get the Root Kitmug. A Bedroom game often played before a session of Dutch oven.
This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.
This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.
The male inserts all four fingers into his aroused partners vagina till completly covered in vaginal fluid. He then withdraws the hand and extends his fingers. If he does this without the transperant film of fluid breaking between all four fingers he has made 'windows'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
Get the Windowsmug.