99 definitions by Blue Cawdrey

woofter

Willie woofter, longer version.
Ryhming slang, poofter or gay.

The gay bar was full of willie woofters.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

running on fumes

Describing a car or other form of transport that is running very low on fuel.

Also an euphimism for very tired.

1. Its lucky we found this garage, look at the fuel guage, we were running on fumes.

2. The runner finished the marathon but later said to reporters that towards the end that he was 'running on fumes'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 27, 2004

Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit

I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

God spot

UK: Sunday evening between 5-7pm many television channels show relgeous programs, this is known as the God Spot.

There's nothing on the tele, lets go for a beer while the God spots on.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

Mouse Jockey

Computing, IT. Person of limited training employed to perform simple computer related tasks.

Don't give Bob full access to the system he is only a mouse jockey.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

squady

Low ranking member of the British army, equivilent to the American word grunt.

Lock up your daughters, the squaddies are in town tognight!

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

spamhause

Used to describe a coalition of spammers working as group to waste internet bandwith and provide a endless source of shite by email to human beings using the Internet.

Block that fukin' IP range quick, it's being used by a spamhause.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004