Saddam Hussains reply to the threat of invasion by coalition forces during the first Gulf war.
In reality when faced with large forces that had a superior technological adavantage his military reply was more akin to that of an elderly aunt with alzheimers.
The phrase has found it's way into everyday use.
In reality when faced with large forces that had a superior technological adavantage his military reply was more akin to that of an elderly aunt with alzheimers.
The phrase has found it's way into everyday use.
1. Saddam Hussain's reply to the coaltion's ultimatum was that 'if any army set foot in Iraq that they could expect the mother of all battle's'.
2. If you don't get your finger out you are going to get the mother of all bollockings from the boss.
3. Are you going round to Geordie's tonight? they say he is going to throw the mother of all parties.
2. If you don't get your finger out you are going to get the mother of all bollockings from the boss.
3. Are you going round to Geordie's tonight? they say he is going to throw the mother of all parties.
by Blue Cawdrey November 26, 2004

He had been smoking 30 a day for over 20 years and as usually shortly after waking he coughed up a big shiny gold watch.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

He woke up one morning bursting for a piss, it felt like he was pissing razorblades. He realised he that had the clap.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.
Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Used to describe a coalition of spammers working as group to waste internet bandwith and provide a endless source of shite by email to human beings using the Internet.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.
If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.
See also As cold as a witches tit
If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.
See also As cold as a witches tit
I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.
Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.
Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Describing a car or other form of transport that is running very low on fuel.
Also an euphimism for very tired.
Also an euphimism for very tired.
1. Its lucky we found this garage, look at the fuel guage, we were running on fumes.
2. The runner finished the marathon but later said to reporters that towards the end that he was 'running on fumes'.
2. The runner finished the marathon but later said to reporters that towards the end that he was 'running on fumes'.
by Blue Cawdrey November 27, 2004
