shit itself

Technical term for frequent computer behaviour when running Microsoft Operating Systems, often accompanied by a blue screen or memory dump. Will often happen just before saving work or towards the end of a large download.
Usually remedied by liberal application of the three fingered salute.
Crap on crap! the MS box has shit itself again.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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banner farm

A website that consist of little more than pay per view banner ads.
Ned Googled for a PHP function that he wanted information about and two of the links led to websites with no information, just banner adverts, he cussed these banner farms under his breath.
by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004
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click

Vietnam war origin: An arbitary distance based on how far away the sound of a rife being cocked can be heard, affected by variables like terrain and weather conditions.
Relax soldier, were only about three clicks from a hot shower and poon tang now ;).
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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Pissing Razorblades

Relates to the pain felt usually by males when suffering from gonorrhea and attempting to urinate.
He woke up one morning bursting for a piss, it felt like he was pissing razorblades. He realised he that had the clap.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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Snowball in hell

No chance: Similar in meaning to Fart in a Gale
That goalie has a snowball in hells chance of saving that penalty.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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snorkeling

Often seen on websites of ferret owners and on ferret newsgroups.

Unique way in which some pet ferrets react to water.
It consist of dipping the head underwater, moving it from side to side rapidly then lifting it out and snorting the excess water from the nose.
Reminicent to human snorkel divers on surfacing snorkeling is a very cute endearing behaviour.
You need to change Fuzzybutts water, he has been snorkeling in it again.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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Treeware

Documents made of paper, like an anablog, in contrast to electronic documents.
Print out the treeware and we can send it via snail mail.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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