99 definitions by Blue Cawdrey
High wee's: Game played by male schoolkids mostly in the school toilet.
The objective being to see who can leave the highest and wettest mark above the urinal.
The objective being to see who can leave the highest and wettest mark above the urinal.
Johny: Hey mommy guess what?
Mommy: What Johny?
Johny: I won at high wee's today.
Mommy: (Thought bubble)Wonder what high wee's are; mentle shudder; better not ask....
Yes dear.
Mommy: What Johny?
Johny: I won at high wee's today.
Mommy: (Thought bubble)Wonder what high wee's are; mentle shudder; better not ask....
Yes dear.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
A way to tell a slacker to hurry up.
Probally implies that the person has their finger in their bunghole or is sat on their finger.
Probally implies that the person has their finger in their bunghole or is sat on their finger.
1. If you do not get your finger out you will miss your train.
2. If you do not get your finger out and finish this job the boss will be furious.
3. If you do not get your finger out and apologize she is going to leave you.
2. If you do not get your finger out and finish this job the boss will be furious.
3. If you do not get your finger out and apologize she is going to leave you.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.
Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.
Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.
PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
Used in an ironic way by a person who views many objects or values produced by society with little value or as throw away, disposable assets that plebs may find temporarily attractive.
Bill: Sparkies great he has all the lates CD's and wears the latest clothes.
Bo: Yeh! it's just whatever's the flavour of the month with him though.
Bo: Yeh! it's just whatever's the flavour of the month with him though.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
A Young Upwardly Mobile Professional Person;
Bastard offspring of Thatchers 1980's Conservative Britain, suckled on her extreme form of capitalism the yuppies prime goal in life was to make as much money as possible in as short a time as possible.
Concepts such as morality, fairness and honesty were alien to the yuppie philosophy in his/her insatiable drive to become rich as possible before the age of forty.
The yuppie had complete disdain for people with little or no money and could spend the equivilent of a manual workers weekly wage 'doing lunch' in a wine bar.
Bastard offspring of Thatchers 1980's Conservative Britain, suckled on her extreme form of capitalism the yuppies prime goal in life was to make as much money as possible in as short a time as possible.
Concepts such as morality, fairness and honesty were alien to the yuppie philosophy in his/her insatiable drive to become rich as possible before the age of forty.
The yuppie had complete disdain for people with little or no money and could spend the equivilent of a manual workers weekly wage 'doing lunch' in a wine bar.
Onlooker: Look at that poor bag lady over there, she has collapsed with hyperthermia.
Friend: Yes and is that a yuppie pissing on her!
Onlooker: Yes it is, but that's only because his friend set light to her first.
Friend: Yes and is that a yuppie pissing on her!
Onlooker: Yes it is, but that's only because his friend set light to her first.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
The end of the Penis is sometimes called the bishops helmet due to its resemblance the cerimonial mitre hat worn by bishops.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004