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Hack and slash

Genre of movie where the plot revolves around a group of teenagers in a remote place who are systematically killed off by a monster or evil force. Jason & Friday the 13th was probably the original hack & slash movie.

Key points:
1.The victims never seem to realise that leaving the area may be a healthy alternative to staying close to the monster.

2. There is usually a scene where a scantily clad girl is chased through heavily wooded area.

3. There is always one of the group and a surviving bit of the monster or egg ect left at the end of the movie for a sequel.

The film Scary Movie is a parody of this genre.

Hack and Slash also is the name of a computer game.
Timmy: Are you coming to see Nightmare on Elm Street 106, 'Freddies walking frame' tonight.

Tammy: No thanks, I have seen enough hack and slash movies this year.
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
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Jellied eels

London, UK.
Jellied eels are an old East End (of London) favourite where they are still sold from street stalls, to be eaten from china bowls sprinkled with hot chilli vinegar. Jellied eels are the sort of street food you wolf down while standing up or perhaps on the way home from the pub.
Traditional foods in London include pie and mash and jellied eels.
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
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Spam filter

Software that attempts to filter out spam email.
Spam filters work in several ways.

1) IP blocking; orginzations like Spam cop provide lists of IP numbers known to be used by spammers.

2) Word list; Spammers repeatedly try to sell the same stupid products so emails containing words like viagra, mlm, bigger penis, remove me ect; are blocked.

3) Heuristics; In an effort to get round spam filters spammers hire people that do have a brain to create more and more elaborate emails. Heuristics is a way using smart programing techniques to block these emails.

Spam filtering is an ongoing race between the spammer and the human race over who owns the inbox.

Helping your spam filter:
1)Never contact, buy from a spammer or click on a link in a spam email.
2)Turn of HTML in your inbox spammers have ways of knowing if a HTML email has been viewed.
3) Never click the on the remove me link in an email, spammers are liars and it will verify you as a live email address for more spam.
User: I have just recieved an email offering me a larger permenantly erect penis, larger breasts, an opportunity to share my credit card details with a nigerian bank worker who wants to give me $16, 000, 000 and access to unlimited prescribed drugs.

I am not sure if I am ready yet to become a mega rich ladyboy with a permenant hard on who is addicted to valium. What can I do?

System Administrator: Hang in there I will check the spam filter
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Treeware

Documents made of paper, like an anablog, in contrast to electronic documents.
Print out the treeware and we can send it via snail mail.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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Wank mag

A magazine with mainly sexual content pictures and stories used when stimulating the wanking gland.
Him: Dammit the vicar saw my wank mags.
Her: You should not have left them out on the coffee table.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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trouble at the mill

Archaic term originating in the industrial North of England.

Similar in meaning to the shit hit the fan

the mill, a textile mill or factory.
<Lancashire accent>
The'v layed off 200 hundred at Crossleys, the'll be trouble at 't mill, you mark my words.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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God spot

UK: Sunday evening between 5-7pm many television channels show relgeous programs, this is known as the God Spot.
There's nothing on the tele, lets go for a beer while the God spots on.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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