Definitions by Blue Cawdrey

Five Fingered Widow

Right Hand of a newly married man

So you won't need the five fingered widow on your honeymoon.

Five Fingered Widow by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Short arm inspection

The part of a medical inspection when the doctor asks the (male) inspectee to cough.

Get the platoon lined up in front of the medical officer for short arm inspection.

Short arm inspection by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Keyboard plaque 

The dead skin and other gunk that builds up on a computer keyboards over time.

Euuuk! shake off that keyboard plaque someware else.

Keyboard plaque by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Truncheon massage 

England: The illegal or illicit beating of prisoners or suspects by members of a police force.

The four police officers were charged with giving Rodney King a truncheon massage.

Truncheon massage by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Dog locked 

Sometimes happens when dogs have sex, the male dogs penis gets stuck in the female dogs vagina and the two dogs end up facing away from each other rump to rump, they may have to remain this way for some time.
Very rarly happens in humans.

Get a bucket of water quick! Fidos got himself doglocked with Mrs Snobbybutts show poodle.

Dog locked by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Fart Bubble 

Unpleasant combination of diahreah and flatulence.

Screw it I need to go change, I am blowing fart bubbles.

Fart Bubble by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Root Kit 

Software used mainly by script kiddies to gain full access to computers running the Unix or Linux Operating system.

She cracked the server using a root kit.

Root Kit by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004