Blogan Maschari's definitions

Alanis

The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s quiet, shy, and absolutely adorable. If you get the chance to be with her you won’t let it go, no matter how long you have to wait

Person 1: Look at that cute girl over there
Person 2: Oh, she must be an Alanis

by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

Nick Schiener

Fastest high school sophomore 800 runner in NY. Future Olympian

Nick Schiener is a future Olympian

by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

Danzi

A blow job given by a black whore to a white guy. Usually referred to when the whore is overweight

Person 1: I heard Mike got a Danzi from a black whore
Person 2: Ewwwww, that's disgusting
Person 1: Ihr, she was fat too

Mike: That was such a great Danzi, I'd do it again if I could!

by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

Edmango

Someone who is built like a garbage can

Person 1: Where's the garbage can?
Person 2: Over there!
Person 1: No, that's just Edmango

by Blogan Maschari November 12, 2019