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Definitions by Blogan Maschari

Person 1: Where's the garbage can?
Person 2: Over there!
Person 1: No, that's just Edmango
Edmango by Blogan Maschari November 12, 2019
The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s quiet, shy, and absolutely adorable. If you get the chance to be with her you won’t let it go, no matter how long you have to wait
Person 1: Look at that cute girl over there
Person 2: Oh, she must be an Alanis
Alanis by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

Nick Schiener 

Fastest high school sophomore 800 runner in NY. Future Olympian
Nick Schiener is a future Olympian
Nick Schiener by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019
A blow job given by a black whore to a white guy. Usually referred to when the whore is overweight
Person 1: I heard Mike got a Danzi from a black whore
Person 2: Ewwwww, that's disgusting
Person 1: Ihr, she was fat too

Mike: That was such a great Danzi, I'd do it again if I could!
Danzi by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019