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Definitions by Blindmelon

The act of sending unintelligible, often misspelled, texts that are chock full of grammatical errors and acronyms that only have meaning to people named Jeff.
Stop Jeffing me, I have absolutely no idea what that text means.
Jeffing by Blindmelon February 17, 2021

SLOPTWAT 

Nasty, lying whore that refuses to adhere to personal hygiene norms. Often posts older pictures of herself on personal dating sites.
"Jennifer is such a sloptwat, just look at those duckbutter teeth."
SLOPTWAT by Blindmelon February 1, 2018

Bitchvictim 

Any woman that is a raving bitch to her ex, but posts "woe is me", struggling, mistreated, or sympathy seeking messages on social media
"Whitney is such a bitchvictim, according to facebook, she's struggling so hard, but she's getting a fortune in child support."
Bitchvictim by Blindmelon February 1, 2018