A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:
Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)
(1 year later)
3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again
(6 months later)
The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory
(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here
*2 years later*
University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks
All the athletes: cries in terror
After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday
(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*
*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)
the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)
(1 year later)
3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again
(6 months later)
The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory
(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here
*2 years later*
University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks
All the athletes: cries in terror
After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday
(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*
*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)
the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022
Get the Steve wilks once more updatedmug. A fuckwhit whos ass got fired from the Jacksonville jaguar's only 13 games because he's a crybaby, a fucking bully and a dumb ass, and can't fucking take a loss without throwing a fit
Urban Meyer example
(Kicker struggling to make kicks)
Urban Meyer: (kicks the kicker in the leg) hey dipship make your fucking kick's
Sometime during week 1-5 Urban Meyer was seen being a unfaithful fuck to his wife dancing and grinding with a girl at a bar that ruined her life
Jags fans: what a fucking ass-wipe that poor girl doesn't deserve her life being ruined because of that balloon head
Week 13:
Mike vrabel: oh look it's my old coach better say hi to him. (tries to shake his hand but he has to be a fucking sore loser)
Mike vrabel: well fuck you too then bitch ass cry baby take a loss like a man
(Kicker struggling to make kicks)
Urban Meyer: (kicks the kicker in the leg) hey dipship make your fucking kick's
Sometime during week 1-5 Urban Meyer was seen being a unfaithful fuck to his wife dancing and grinding with a girl at a bar that ruined her life
Jags fans: what a fucking ass-wipe that poor girl doesn't deserve her life being ruined because of that balloon head
Week 13:
Mike vrabel: oh look it's my old coach better say hi to him. (tries to shake his hand but he has to be a fucking sore loser)
Mike vrabel: well fuck you too then bitch ass cry baby take a loss like a man
by Bleeding guns December 17, 2021
Get the Urban Meyermug. A cur-ball head looking ass poor excuse of an NBA bitch ass head coach for the Memphis lame ass grizzlies
This motherfucker thinks he's a great head coach and can't beat golden state without his fuckin psychotic looney ass player ja Morant
And worst of all he doesn't even fuckin know what the rules are she gets technicals almost every night
Grizzlies organization please fire this fake bitch ass fool Taylor Jenkins ❤️X
This motherfucker thinks he's a great head coach and can't beat golden state without his fuckin psychotic looney ass player ja Morant
And worst of all he doesn't even fuckin know what the rules are she gets technicals almost every night
Grizzlies organization please fire this fake bitch ass fool Taylor Jenkins ❤️X
Taylor Jenkins; (gets hired as a fucking coach) alright man we're letting that escaped mental patient ja Morant lead the team
Ja Morant; (Posses noise)
Team: (gets scared and let's ja Morant do everything)
Taylor Jenkins: hell yeah I'm the best
-Weeks later -
No ja Morant
Team: tries to play together
Taylor Jenkins:; shit shit shit my mutant is hurt (tries blaming others and eventually runs out of excuses )
The end
Ja Morant; (Posses noise)
Team: (gets scared and let's ja Morant do everything)
Taylor Jenkins: hell yeah I'm the best
-Weeks later -
No ja Morant
Team: tries to play together
Taylor Jenkins:; shit shit shit my mutant is hurt (tries blaming others and eventually runs out of excuses )
The end
by Bleeding guns March 21, 2024
Get the Taylor Jenkinsmug. Russell Wilson: Hey Pete look at that clown over there wearing Bruce arians headset
Pete Carroll: ik his name is Steve wilks
Pete Carroll: ik his name is Steve wilks
by Bleeding guns September 27, 2019
Get the steve wilksmug. When you are at the adventure dome theme part at circus circus and El loco train #2 rapes your eat with distorted jazz music
Example 1: wElCoMe To EaRraPe El LoCo (but with distorted sounds)
Example 2:
Guy 1 hey man do you want to ride El loco ?
Guy 2 yea sure
(gets train #2)
(After the ride)
Guy 1: crap my ears are bleeding
Guy 2: I know that was earrape El loco
Example 2:
Guy 1 hey man do you want to ride El loco ?
Guy 2 yea sure
(gets train #2)
(After the ride)
Guy 1: crap my ears are bleeding
Guy 2: I know that was earrape El loco
by Bleeding guns November 21, 2020
Get the Earrape El locomug. Is a former booty ass defensive coordinator for the browns and a former booty ass coach for the Arizona cardbirdie’s who got fired after one season 😂😂
by Bleeding guns October 20, 2020
Get the Steve wilksmug. Again, is a booty ass defensive coordinator for the university of Missouri because he can't coach pro ball because he's fucking predictable as a teddy bear his ass was the a defensive coordinator for the browns and was also ass as a head coach for the Arizona cardbirdies that got fired after making the Cardinals a laughable team only 1 year on the job 3-13 really Steve??? Really?????
Steve wilks yet again updated examples
University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?
Um athletes: of fuck no!
1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)
#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?
(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF
(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired
#3
(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you
University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?
Um athletes: of fuck no!
1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)
#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?
(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF
(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired
#3
(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you
by Bleeding guns December 15, 2021
Get the Steve wilks yet again updatedmug.