Definitions by Blargle Margle
Stealth Booker
Somebody who constantly monitors statuses and interaction on facebook while rarely posting anything themselves or drawing attention to their own account. People are subsequently surprised by the amount of knowledge of facebook this person actually has
Guy 1: So anyway I was posting a load of joke stuff on facebook last night that was really funny...like I posted a quip about sexual depravity
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?
(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)
Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
Girl 1: Oh yeah I saw that! I rofled
Guy 1: ?
(Guy 1 is now chilling with his amigos or homeboys or friends or whatever)
Guy 1: Somehow she knows about all my shit but I didn't think she used facebook much
Guy 2: Wtf? She never posts or anything
Guy 3: She's a classic Stealth Booker. She maintains a limited visible online presence herself but she's always aware of what's going on
Guy 1: Kinky BITCH!.......
Stealth Booker by Blargle Margle May 22, 2011
Pre-anger
Where one feels anger at someone for doing something without having any evidence that that person has actually done it
Guy 1: Fuck, your philadelphia cheese has been moved in the fridge, it's now stashed with Playford's stuff
Guy 2: What the fuck? What a dick, why did he move it, I bet he ate some of it
Guy 3: Cool it with the pre-anger dawg
Guy 2: What the fuck? What a dick, why did he move it, I bet he ate some of it
Guy 3: Cool it with the pre-anger dawg
Pre-anger by Blargle Margle April 8, 2011
Go-to Song
A particular song that one sings under one's breath in any awkward situation. Primarily gives said person an excuse not to talk.
Guy 1: So anyway dude, I hooked up with this girl called Clara last night. She was kind of fat and ugly and a bit of a tramp, but a really good lay nonetheless
Guy 2: Dude that was my sister!
Guy 3: *pause* Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you
Guy 2: What's he singing?
Guy 1: Yummy yummy yummy. It's his Go-to Song.
Guy 2: Dude that was my sister!
Guy 3: *pause* Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you
Guy 2: What's he singing?
Guy 1: Yummy yummy yummy. It's his Go-to Song.
Go-to Song by Blargle Margle February 24, 2011
Door Closer
Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.
Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
Door Closer by Blargle Margle January 24, 2011
Capology
Guy 1: Who's that other person in your pic bro
Guy 2: thT'S MY SISTER
Guy 1: Whoah chill out motherfucker
Guy 2: Sorry, I accidentally hit caps lock. Please accept my capology
Guy 1: Capology accepted. After all, you're only human
Guy 2: thT'S MY SISTER
Guy 1: Whoah chill out motherfucker
Guy 2: Sorry, I accidentally hit caps lock. Please accept my capology
Guy 1: Capology accepted. After all, you're only human
Capology by Blargle Margle December 20, 2010